Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-[straining] -[both grunt]
Stand your ground, wuss. Stop getting cucked by the wind.
and I absolutely didn't want to, but I, um, cut off Dante's dick.
but a lot of it would've gotten sweaty.
Numbers? What the fuck are you talking about, fuckin' numbers?
♪ That's just the way you make me feel That's just the way you make me feel ♪
Oh, God, it's The Perfect Storm!
And I'll never be a Rochelle or whatever, but who cares?
Yeah, I don't know. Let's be honest, no one's proud of me.
it's longer than Lefty. I love it!
prevents fertilization in our respective unisex wombs we both have.
I can't, Joe! Take my ham.
Oh, my God, you're right!
Ew, I'm not a goddess.
Yeah, this is more like it! Onward!
-The fire! The piss! -Just say.
And you'll need my dicks.
You know exactly and fornicationally how this happened.
So, we did God's work today.
Okay, so what I'm hearing
Who cares? All that matters is we get inside, where it's warm and safe!
Just grow the fuck up and help.
We all have clients to get to, Gavin, all right?
And watch your language.
You've gotta get Todd's keys.
I'm not going anywhere with you people!
Come on, everybody, let's get inside, for Christ's sake!
Well, yes, as a practice, we say,
Shut up, no, I'm not.
Ooh!
Haters, Doug! Haters!
[laughs nervously] Uh-huh.
[whooping] Yes!
-You're a genius, Pete. -Uh…
Your penis got pinned by a statue? Uh…
-Oh, Connie, you saved me. -[sentimental music plays]
[sobbing] Ahh! Cut away from this already! There must be other stories!
[gulps and gags]
Whoa, whoa, no, no, no. You can't put yourself in danger, not now.
Oh Em Jiiiii.... Tidaaaakkk
Well, there's no extinguishing this, is there?
[blowing]
-Oh? -And I thought