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Okay, power's out, generator's failed,
-[dramatic music playing] -Hey, guys, this is it!
[sighing wearily]
Dante, it brings me barely any joy to say this,
And my fucking raw-dog tenacity.
And I can't believe you did it all by yourself.
Ugh, imagine being so scared,
-Gil remembers. -Absolutely! Sympathy diabetes.
[clears throat] Right then, well,
I'm sorry. It's too heavy. And you're losing blood.
Uh, yes, you can, girl. You're an Emmy.
Come back?
[both struggling]
Mmm, not really.
-Phew! -You only used the one arm just then?
-That's gross. -Oh, my God!
[sniffles] …totally fine with the choice that I made.
Yes, that's exactly what happened!
You are the hot one.
Maury, I know I said, "No baby, no baby, no baby," every time.
You made me choose.
-Ahh! -[Tito] It's happening!
What an ugly bunch of puss you all are. I'll go.
Sweet Lord, Joe, there's so much food. We'll never save it all.
So, you two collect art?
Every time.
Yeah. Here I go.
There's too many.
Emmy, I-- I got my marriage back thanks to you.
I fucking hate language! Now stand back!
-[thud] -Hey, what the hell?
-Maury? Maury! Maury, you alive in there? -[Maury groans]
I can't think with your damn kid shrieking like that!
[inhales sharply] …this relationship!
Better to be a living cuck than a dead hero.
[hysterical] The Suns wrap covered everything!
"No Baby No Baby No babies" is our motto
Motherfu--
-We have orders! -We do? From who?
My sweet pee-pee! Come back!
I'm sorry, I'll be clear, I don't want that fucking kid.
Come on!
[grunting and yelping]