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Oh!
What--?
Uh-uh. For seven to ten years. Let's not go crazy.
[Billie] Cooper is the kind of guy
different.
♪ Are you trying to tell me ♪
You said you like New York.
[Billie] All right, I'm coming.
[Billie] And eventually, he trusted me too.
I have an idea.
Oh, my God. I'm like, I'm--
-[Kossi] You're fantastic. -[grunts]
Ha! No no no no no no no no. Prove it, using, this! (short pause) (piano music) Man what is this bullshit!!!
You--?
so I'm gonna guess that you had a leg up on that, mate.
♪ How do you feel? ♪
She loves me.
and how much better adjusted I'd be if only she had held me more.
No, no, no. Keep going. Keep going, don't stop. Don't stop.
There's a lot of screwed up people too, so you've got your work cut out.
Look at you.
But still, you're driving home her friend, which means that that dude's got leverage.
[ominous music playing]
So, girl, you want to tell me what's really going on?
♪ Swelling ♪
♪ No hickies Or you'll never see my ass again ♪
I'm exhausted too, but I just--
Didn't you have the, um...? No, no, no! Stop him!
[dramatic music playing]
But you found your way to the Big Apple.
I don't know.
Hell, I've never even caught him in a lie.
and is now a fancy psych professor at our alma mater.
♪ Hey, hey, miss ♪
I did.
Mommy, you said you were feeding her.
Oh, my God.
Or should I keep going?
-Oh, honey. You need to be choked. -Oh!
But any chance you're available to come sit the kids today?
Just-flying-through guys.
-Hey, buddy! -[baby crying]
[Cooper] Yeah.
Some small piece of that magical...
-Really? -Yeah.
[man speaking indistinctly over TV]
in half that time.
[Cooper exhales]
-Okay. -Oh. Okay.
I'm okay.
Oh, yeah, totally. I'm like what, like a hundred blocks away from home?
-'Cause if he hasn't, he needs to. -Oh, my God.
I am feeding her.
Okay, just let me in!
Yes!