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Very funny. Go ahead.
You know what? I take it back.
I don't want that stuff inside my body.
Enjoy your dinner.
Well, I talked to your doctor today
I've got something very special planned for you.
this would've killed him.
Dave, if your wrist hurts, you should see my doctor.
[pops] ...out pops the camera.
Uh, just a little something to ensure
You see, man, you should keep that suit.
with the alcoholic fun of adulthood.
Whoa, guys, I didn't mean to start a fight.
I'm pretty sure "finna" isn't in the dictionary.
Uh, s-say what, now?
and you have such an awesome job at JPL, I thought I'd ask you.
not combining all the innocent fun of childhood
living our independent lives.
but all I had was this blank tile.
but trust me, it's not a big deal.
I thought we'd celebrate with rump roast.
I'm really glad that you went through with it.
You owned it.
Marty, I don't want to know
Great.
Dr. Richards is like family.
Okay, you know what, Calvin, fine, you win.
Well, let that be a lesson. Don't let family drift apart.
You're gonna help me sneak it back in.
Well, congratulations, Marty.
Oh, I was actually talking to Malcolm.
I don't want to brag, but he's pretty much a superhero,
and brainiac.
I want to quit while I'm ahead.
Oh, you mean like poindexter
Well, maybe, but not half as crazy
Boom. Triple word score.
Oh, hey, Malcolm.
I just got a clean bill of health.
All I see is a Dave & Buster's.