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deeper and deeper all the way
walking into that classroom in a damn space suit.
Yeah, but isn't family the whole point?
What? You snuck a million-dollar space suit
I haven't felt this empty since N.W.A broke up.
Okay, Calvin, we are supposed to be going to your colonoscopy,
I'm in perfect health.
out of a high-security facility
Okay, class, let's get started.
as skipping the doctor for nine years.
I mean, I'm a really confident dude,
I didn't realize it was a competition.
And if owning who you are is not cool,
Well, seriously, Pop,
If you win, I go ahead and get my colonoscopy.
Well, I haven't done it in years,
You're in the barber shop holding court,
[laughs]Oh, man, it doesn't get any better than this.
All right, okay, how about this?
Yeah. You know, I thought about that, too,
But if Dr. Richards wasn't already dead,
You might as well give up now.
You know, I was thinking about rescheduling.
Whoa. Whoa, you're setting them on fire?
I think I did.
Well, your friendly neighborhood rocket scientist
If he gets too boring, you do what you got to do.
It's really important.
How could you leave there
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