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But I don't... I don't get it.
Okay.
♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪
How can a stun gun compete?
If that's the only way that I can make you do it, then I'm in.
Okay, you know what? Fine.
So what? I've been the big dog around here a long time.
Because security guards are cool.
You haven't seen a doctor in nine years?
He did?
It's far enough away to be independent
Then we insert a small camera into the rectum.
W-Well, wait. What are you doing sitting down?
Is having someone turn my ass into a photo booth.
Hey, Malcolm. Where's Marty?
Calvin, this is nonnegotiable.
If I win, you treat my recently evacuated colon
Actually, I've had it for a while.
Calvin, I'm serious.
You got to go to the doctor every year.
Uh, Marty?
It means if I'm sick, I don't want to know.
for career day is a close friend of mine.
I'm gonna get started right now.
to get a physical for the longest time,
I don't know, but I'll tell you what's crazier.
Okay, it's in that parking lot up there. Okay.
Yeah, and what you got to do is check I.D.'s
to do that again in front of the kids.
but squeezing you right now might not be a good idea.
Good, we're here, so pull in that space.
You guys are gonna see just how fun math and science can be!
I mean, I know it might sound dumb,
Well, what did you mean to do?
Oh, hey, Calvin.Hey, Dave.