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to get a physical for the longest time,
I don't know, but I'll tell you what's crazier.
If that's the only way that I can make you do it, then I'm in.
Calvin, I'm serious.
Oh, hey, Calvin.Hey, Dave.
Okay, it's in that parking lot up there. Okay.
for career day is a close friend of mine.
to do that again in front of the kids.
Is having someone turn my ass into a photo booth.
I'm gonna get started right now.
It means if I'm sick, I don't want to know.
Actually, I've had it for a while.
You haven't seen a doctor in nine years?
Yeah, and what you got to do is check I.D.'s
W-Well, wait. What are you doing sitting down?
He did?
It's far enough away to be independent
Good, we're here, so pull in that space.
So what? I've been the big dog around here a long time.
Then we insert a small camera into the rectum.
How can a stun gun compete?
You got to go to the doctor every year.
If I win, you treat my recently evacuated colon
But I don't... I don't get it.
Calvin, this is nonnegotiable.
You guys are gonna see just how fun math and science can be!
♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪
I mean, I know it might sound dumb,
Because security guards are cool.
Well, what did you mean to do?
but squeezing you right now might not be a good idea.
Uh, Marty?
Okay, you know what? Fine.
Okay.
Hey, Malcolm. Where's Marty?