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when we were dancing, I kind of came in my pants.
-[door slams open] -[kids screaming]
Okay, let's all calm down.
Oh, and he didn't flush, and he's reading a magazine called...
And his face is burned and he has fingernail knives.
But why are you drawn so big?
Or take a tinkle on the vending machine?
Well... I guess I'll see you later, baby.
Oh, yeah.
But Matthew isn't even playing!
Look, guys. This game is about getting crazy, y'all.
What I'm gonna do is just follow you.
but in the Netherlands we call him Father Shame.
The point is, we're in a gym with girls, and they're wearing pajamas,
Yeah, I have to assume that's why you invited the Jansen twins.
I think Lola is saying that you're a total hypocrite.
[sighs]
I really don't think there are any crocodiles in the hallway.
I was going to ask you why your hands were down your pants
What was that?
Oh, shit. My golf balls! Dammit!
-Oh, not exactly-- -'Cause I'll like ruin your paint job,
-Wonderful, that was very appropriate. -You are a gentleman, sir.
I think that might be Freddy Krueger, Caleb, but, the rest of us
Nick, did you just invent this game to kiss girls?
-Yeah, I gotta get out of here. -Ooh!
They're real and they're basically two different colors.
-Missy? -[screams]
[kissing]
See that? Nobody wants you around.
you guys are going to smooch and share my asshole.
-Wait a second. The Shame Wizard? -You know about the Shame Wizard too?
Come on.
Shake your booty, Missy!
I wasn't thinking about you, okay? Jerk.
'cause the condo's in my name! [groans]
-and I start masturbating to it. -What?
She was the one who told me to organize the books and I organized them.