Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

all my thinking was pretty abstract.

The rules of Smooch or Share are very simple.

Uh, technically it's a groomer in the back of a Petco.

You suffocated it with your greedy moans.

And what about when I made you call your dad a pussy?

It's no use, Missy.

Lola, quit humping your new boyfriend and kick her ass for me.

-Is that okay? -Well, I--

-You want to go see it, The Shane Lizard? -[sighs]

-Gouda, gouda! -Yes, no!

-And how did that make you feel? -Abandoned.

No, no. This isn't cute or funny. What did he say to you?

-You look like a lamp. -It's a special necklace

-Wait, what? -But Nick, why did we say

From my makeup tutorials?

Yeah! If someone wants to chew on their genitals

Andrew's right, I'm a dickless dwarf.

-At your pool house... -Sure.

Now, this is a great place to jerk off

Devin looked me dead in the eye and called me a slut.

[whispering] You shouldn't say that word anymore.

-Stop quoting your dad's law commercials. -Why don't you make me?

So he was right about at least one thing.

Don't listen to him, he's just trying to make us feel alone and terrible.

Uh... That's like asking a Beatle his favorite Beatles song.

Do you even read Teen Vogue? It's political now.

And then. [moaning]

Your mother wipes you.

Oh, you got one on your cheek.

when you know I'm the only one watching your stupid makeup tutorials.

And now, as my mom says when I'm not getting in the car fast enough,

It's more of a scoop then a shake... [panting] but thanks!

I just wanna hook up with a girl.

-My grandmother gave me that clock. -I know.

I crave order, you see.

-You know what you are? -What?

I am him. I am me.

stupid magic tricks,

Come on, baby. Don't you wanna join in? The Shame Wizard's gone.