Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

all my thinking was pretty abstract.

The rules of Smooch or Share are very simple.

So he was right about at least one thing.

It's no use, Missy.

Andrew's right, I'm a dickless dwarf.

I just wanna hook up with a girl.

stupid magic tricks,

Don't listen to him, he's just trying to make us feel alone and terrible.

Uh... That's like asking a Beatle his favorite Beatles song.

-Is that okay? -Well, I--

I am him. I am me.

No, no. This isn't cute or funny. What did he say to you?

-At your pool house... -Sure.

-You look like a lamp. -It's a special necklace

-Wait, what? -But Nick, why did we say

And what about when I made you call your dad a pussy?

-You want to go see it, The Shane Lizard? -[sighs]

Do you even read Teen Vogue? It's political now.

when you know I'm the only one watching your stupid makeup tutorials.

You suffocated it with your greedy moans.

Now, this is a great place to jerk off

[whispering] You shouldn't say that word anymore.

Your mother wipes you.

Uh, technically it's a groomer in the back of a Petco.

From my makeup tutorials?

-And how did that make you feel? -Abandoned.

-Gouda, gouda! -Yes, no!

I crave order, you see.

Come on, baby. Don't you wanna join in? The Shame Wizard's gone.

-Stop quoting your dad's law commercials. -Why don't you make me?

-My grandmother gave me that clock. -I know.

And then. [moaning]

Devin looked me dead in the eye and called me a slut.

Lola, quit humping your new boyfriend and kick her ass for me.

It's more of a scoop then a shake... [panting] but thanks!

-You know what you are? -What?

Oh, you got one on your cheek.

And now, as my mom says when I'm not getting in the car fast enough,

Yeah! If someone wants to chew on their genitals