Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Lola, quit humping your new boyfriend and kick her ass for me.

-Gouda, gouda! -Yes, no!

The rules of Smooch or Share are very simple.

And now, as my mom says when I'm not getting in the car fast enough,

-My grandmother gave me that clock. -I know.

-You look like a lamp. -It's a special necklace

Uh, technically it's a groomer in the back of a Petco.

Now, this is a great place to jerk off

-You want to go see it, The Shane Lizard? -[sighs]

Yeah! If someone wants to chew on their genitals

So he was right about at least one thing.

I just wanna hook up with a girl.

Uh... That's like asking a Beatle his favorite Beatles song.

It's no use, Missy.

Come on, baby. Don't you wanna join in? The Shame Wizard's gone.

-You know what you are? -What?

-Stop quoting your dad's law commercials. -Why don't you make me?

No, no. This isn't cute or funny. What did he say to you?

It's more of a scoop then a shake... [panting] but thanks!

-At your pool house... -Sure.

Andrew's right, I'm a dickless dwarf.

I am him. I am me.

I crave order, you see.

Do you even read Teen Vogue? It's political now.

-Is that okay? -Well, I--

And then. [moaning]

when you know I'm the only one watching your stupid makeup tutorials.

Devin looked me dead in the eye and called me a slut.

Your mother wipes you.

Don't listen to him, he's just trying to make us feel alone and terrible.

You suffocated it with your greedy moans.

-Wait, what? -But Nick, why did we say

stupid magic tricks,

all my thinking was pretty abstract.

From my makeup tutorials?

-And how did that make you feel? -Abandoned.

And what about when I made you call your dad a pussy?

[whispering] You shouldn't say that word anymore.

Oh, you got one on your cheek.