Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[object clattering]
Are you trying to say "abandoned"?
Well, yeah, I suppose so. Though truth be told,
-[laughs] You gotta kiss him. -Argh!
I feel better too, telling you that and you not being grossed out
-but like, ultimately... -Oh, we're hugging.
So you jerked off to my sister?
Make it faint, girl.
Oh, Missy.
Nick, you have a small penis, but your confidence is so appealing.
[chuckles] Oh, wow.
where I've totally whacked it.
He really is like Uncle Bram.
Jessi, I put some golf balls in this pillowcase.
I just shared something really embarrassing with Missy and it felt great.
in front of all the children, but now that seems besides the point.
Jay, Jay. Jay! Am I right? Here we go. Jay, Jay...
-Abandan? -Sorry?
Ooh! Ask him what's the naughtiest ickiest thing he's ever done.
Great, thanks a lot, now I'm starving.
-Good. Yes, go. -All right, good.
-We still going to watch Riverdale or... -Stop!
Now I don't have to be best friends with Jay.
If I were to speak from the heart, it was the most I ever made.
'Cause you have a sexy little dicky and it's just for you.
if there weren't any mean jerks, it'd be fine.
-How come they're in the photo? -Because you drew them!
No! No cahoots. The Shame Wizard sucks, he makes you feel shitty.
Crazy, y'all. Yes, yes, y'all. I should have jumped on that.
Ha! Joke's on you, idiot. These are my underwear.
He told me I was a slut, in fact, all of you told me that I was a slut.
they should be allowed to make their own mistakes!
Oopsie doopsie. I wasn't supposed to say anything. [giggling]
their humiliating inadequacies,
[groans] His dimpled eggs are really tricky.
He was a tune whistled by a Cape Town whore.
Oh, Lola. You don't have to be Devin's Barnacle.
Now, here's how it's done. Smooch.
A fantastic game I just made up.