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Mwah!
It protects them from the sickening filth infesters within
Gina, like, doesn't wanna talk to you.
Just like how my father "abandan" me.
He told me I was a horny spaz.
Oh, yeah, I jerked off to your sister.
You truly are an enigma.
for me to kiss my uncle.
Pretty ponytail!
-I was looking at your cat clock. -My cat clock?
[laughs]
to protect him from naughting at his own genitals,
but that's not who I am and I'm really sorry.
Just for the runoff you blam-o on my condo floors are warped.
-and the Shame Lizard's my best friend. -Wait.
-Oh. -There we are.
No. no! Me, me! Yes, yes.
Your whole friend group. You can't do something awful and then say sorry,
'Cause I've been known to bite fingies.
Them dumb plastic shoes with all those holes up in 'em.
that was actually my first kiss.
So it's like you're jerking off to me?
I guess it would be Teller, because he's small and he seems gentle.
-Don't... touch me. -Make a wish.
-Sisterhood? Are you kidding? -Yeah, you're basically Bill Cosby.
Hey Gina, I just wanted to say I am--
-all these terrible things to each other? -I don't know. I'm sorry.
-What about messing things up with Gina? -Yeah, and that's your fault too.
-[alarm blaring] -[cheering]
Oh, my God. Are you proposing that I become like, your barnacle?
[growling]
The most you ever made? Please.
-No. -Oh.
Nickie dickboy.
-Abandan. -Yes.
-What are you doing? -Oh, there's the problem.
No, no, no, no!
Get out of my life!
No, if I didn't wanna kiss you it'd be because you'd hurt my feelings.
You need to feel shitty, or else you'll do things you'll regret.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a world without shame, baby.
-Okay. -I consent.
-No, South Africa! -Oh, South Africa...
God, I thought people were gonna laugh and applaud.
First, you gotta be nervous for like a year and then--