Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just for the runoff you blam-o on my condo floors are warped.
Oh, my God. Are you proposing that I become like, your barnacle?
to protect him from naughting at his own genitals,
-What about messing things up with Gina? -Yeah, and that's your fault too.
God, I thought people were gonna laugh and applaud.
No. no! Me, me! Yes, yes.
-[alarm blaring] -[cheering]
-No. -Oh.
First, you gotta be nervous for like a year and then--
[growling]
So it's like you're jerking off to me?
Your whole friend group. You can't do something awful and then say sorry,
-all these terrible things to each other? -I don't know. I'm sorry.
You need to feel shitty, or else you'll do things you'll regret.
He told me I was a horny spaz.
Mwah!
Oh, yeah, I jerked off to your sister.
-Sisterhood? Are you kidding? -Yeah, you're basically Bill Cosby.
-Abandan. -Yes.
Nickie dickboy.
No, if I didn't wanna kiss you it'd be because you'd hurt my feelings.
-What are you doing? -Oh, there's the problem.
-Okay. -I consent.
No, no, no, no!
Gina, like, doesn't wanna talk to you.
for me to kiss my uncle.
-Oh. -There we are.
Get out of my life!
[laughs]
Them dumb plastic shoes with all those holes up in 'em.
I guess it would be Teller, because he's small and he seems gentle.
-I was looking at your cat clock. -My cat clock?
Hey Gina, I just wanted to say I am--
that was actually my first kiss.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a world without shame, baby.
'Cause I've been known to bite fingies.
but that's not who I am and I'm really sorry.
You truly are an enigma.
Just like how my father "abandan" me.
-and the Shame Lizard's my best friend. -Wait.
The most you ever made? Please.
-Don't... touch me. -Make a wish.
Pretty ponytail!
It protects them from the sickening filth infesters within
-No, South Africa! -Oh, South Africa...