Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Like Spin the Bottle.

Well, you're a dickless little dwarf.

You... You're just a room full of daddies trying to "adandan" me.

If mom dies, I get her Bon Jovi earrings.

I hate how you say "Hey, guys!"

Missy, I can't believe I'm gonna tell you this but,

What about my toochie?

And I only said those terrible things to him because I feel bad about myself.

Or Shoots and Splatters.

-Why? -Well, once I begin a task

And then I said I was sorry, so now we're making up

We should just like feed all the mean jerks into a wood chipper

From my baby crib to that socialist Sleepaway Camp.

That's because you are alone and terrible.

Can't believe I made out with you in the first place,

[Tyler imitating bike noises]

Fuck! Fine, I'll do it.

We're going to turn Lola's organs into cottage cheese.

Let's fuck them both up!

I like Jay, he has pubes.

What are they doing here? [laughs] Bye, Roo!

and then spread their body chunks all over the playground

All right, I see.

And of course, the uncontrollable urge to squirm,

When this sharpie dries out,

To be that person again.

and I ate the whole thing. Yum, yum, yummy.

And then she made me feel strange about how I organized.

-but it won't happen again, so... -But like--

Oh my God, are you joking me right now?

It was my first guy-kiss.

-Danke. -Kissing with you is like

Hi, everybody! I'm Nick's pubic hair. Y'all have a lovely school.

-[crash] -[muffled screaming]

and I'm like a lumpy barnacle that's stuck on her hull.

And then. [groans]

where kids trick each other into hooking up... [sighs]