Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You can't be the biggest perv in the world.

When I say I'm not interested in Vampire books And then I start The Serpent and the Wings of Night

You truly believe you'd be better off without me?

and you know what, it actually does make me feel better.

Unfortunately, Gina. I think that ship has already sailed.

Oh, Andrew! What are you doing here?

And I understand why I'm a lizard.

Yeah, look, I totally understand why you're upset with me.

-Jazz? -Jizz on her spaz. Jazz.

But I apologized, isn't that what you wanted?

on a glowed worm.

or kicking me in the shins or something, makes me feel less alone.

-Why not? -Because,

None of these people are your friends.

Oh, hi, you want me to kick your ass again?

shame is the cone you place around the head of your dim-witted dog

-Lola. -Unfriend.

I missed you so much.

Should I save it? 'Cause I'm like, three ahead.

[sighs] I guess we did both kind of get used.

What about Truth or Dare?

[Tyler laughing]

No drills! When I go to the dentist, I have to be completely knocked out.

I already told them about the masturbating and it was liberating, sir.

that you've squeezed my boob in the first place.