Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-[Connie] What you doing with your face? -I'm smiling.

I don't know, maybe we should just sit here and not chew on our genitals.

-What's that? -You two have the same bone structure.

I'm positive there's a treasure trove of shame somewhere deep inside you,

-[Connie] What's that picture? -I was the captain of the debate team.

Oh, it tickles.

when we danced together at the fall dance...

But what about girls, though?

What kind of hormone monster are you, man?

Whoa! You jerk off next to him while he's asleep?

Oh, come on. You want to take a tinkle on the principal's desk?

-Okay. -But it was clear they were all

-Because they're my best friends. -You know,

I don't wanna play this game.

Don't look at him, it's the rules!

I'm not sure you two were really dating per se--

[both] Uncle Bram.

or Shake Your Booty.

-We wanted one of those Chinese girls. -You think those girls are Chinese?

I'd let you wipe me.

Pardon my French, but my pubbies

-And there it is. -Shit.

You're a gigantic jizz creep.

In the Netherlands, we play this game, but with Gouda.

Ew! We don't want to think of Leah that way, Andrew's bad.

I just-- I saw you coming out here and you looked so sad.

This kid is a goddamn prodigy. I think he's his own Hormone Monster.

I just can't believe I drove you to climax, that's so adult!

-But that's good! -Excuse me?

Whoa! You can't just hook up with a girl.

it's going to be me.

ultimately we're like very good samaritans.

[Jessi] Where is it? I know it's here.

Wrong answer! It's Chris Angel because his name sounds like anal.

You're such a good master.

I do want to see this picture.

-He's jealous 'cause he can't jack it. -Oh, yeah?