Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-We wanted one of those Chinese girls. -You think those girls are Chinese?

-And there it is. -Shit.

What kind of hormone monster are you, man?

ultimately we're like very good samaritans.

But what about girls, though?

You're a gigantic jizz creep.

-But that's good! -Excuse me?

-He's jealous 'cause he can't jack it. -Oh, yeah?

Whoa! You jerk off next to him while he's asleep?

You're such a good master.

-What's that? -You two have the same bone structure.

[Jessi] Where is it? I know it's here.

or Shake Your Booty.

I'm not sure you two were really dating per se--

Whoa! You can't just hook up with a girl.

[both] Uncle Bram.

Ew! We don't want to think of Leah that way, Andrew's bad.

Oh, come on. You want to take a tinkle on the principal's desk?

This kid is a goddamn prodigy. I think he's his own Hormone Monster.

-[Connie] What's that picture? -I was the captain of the debate team.

-Because they're my best friends. -You know,

-Okay. -But it was clear they were all

it's going to be me.

Oh, it tickles.

Wrong answer! It's Chris Angel because his name sounds like anal.

I just-- I saw you coming out here and you looked so sad.

I do want to see this picture.

Pardon my French, but my pubbies

I'd let you wipe me.

I'm positive there's a treasure trove of shame somewhere deep inside you,

-[Connie] What you doing with your face? -I'm smiling.

I just can't believe I drove you to climax, that's so adult!

I don't wanna play this game.

when we danced together at the fall dance...

Don't look at him, it's the rules!

In the Netherlands, we play this game, but with Gouda.

I don't know, maybe we should just sit here and not chew on our genitals.