Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Adandan. -[crying]

and then you like, rape everybody.

The only thing I regret is being mean to my best friend!

I choose share.

Yeah, we'll just put them in a wood chipper, guys suck.

-The one true American art form. -Jesus Christ.

-What? -If Gina's gonna make out with anybody

and then you like, go to town.

-Yeah! -You suck!

Ah, I feel bad about Gina.

Well, well, well, what are we up to here, bud?

Bah, bah, bah! You know?

Then everybody at work said they weren't doing anything.

Bacio della morte, you fucking bitch.

-I miss that. -I smiled a lot more before you showed up.

[growling] I'm outta here.

and underneath their pajamas is their bodies,

Oh, I don't like to think of myself as a victim.

people need shame.

Making your kid feel bad for jacking off? That's against the Jizzocratic Oath.

You're supposed to feel that way.

to recycle this bottle once we're finished.

-How about Smooch or Share? -What the hell is Smooch or Share?

Stop it! Have you been working for the Shame Wizard?

-you're looking at him. Me! -What?

This dirty turtle jerked off in your house!

-So that one must be Jay. -[Steve] Ah-ha.

over by the airport.

She's asleep, 'cause I walloped her in the head with a telescope.

I suppose that's why mommy called me Mr. Bookshelf.

There's tiny Epcot Center's on the ground.

-He's back, oh, God! -[Shame Wizard] You're geriatric.

That's too vague. Hold up. You know what?

All right. Well, thank you.

I wanted to apologize. I shouldn't have told anyone

[Steve laughing]

-[grunts] Hey, Gina. -What do you want?

Oh, yeah. Cape Town, over by the airport.

-I thought we were just flirting. -No! Argh!

Okay. Now I'm interested.

I'm right behind you, best friend.