Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-The one true American art form. -Jesus Christ.

people need shame.

There's tiny Epcot Center's on the ground.

Then everybody at work said they weren't doing anything.

Ah, I feel bad about Gina.

Bah, bah, bah! You know?

-So that one must be Jay. -[Steve] Ah-ha.

This dirty turtle jerked off in your house!

-What? -If Gina's gonna make out with anybody

-I thought we were just flirting. -No! Argh!

I wanted to apologize. I shouldn't have told anyone

to recycle this bottle once we're finished.

That's too vague. Hold up. You know what?

I choose share.

and then you like, rape everybody.

Oh, I don't like to think of myself as a victim.

-you're looking at him. Me! -What?

[growling] I'm outta here.

over by the airport.

-He's back, oh, God! -[Shame Wizard] You're geriatric.

-Adandan. -[crying]

and underneath their pajamas is their bodies,

Making your kid feel bad for jacking off? That's against the Jizzocratic Oath.

All right. Well, thank you.

Well, well, well, what are we up to here, bud?

I'm right behind you, best friend.

Oh, yeah. Cape Town, over by the airport.

You're supposed to feel that way.

-Yeah! -You suck!

Yeah, we'll just put them in a wood chipper, guys suck.

and then you like, go to town.

She's asleep, 'cause I walloped her in the head with a telescope.

I suppose that's why mommy called me Mr. Bookshelf.

[Steve laughing]

The only thing I regret is being mean to my best friend!

Okay. Now I'm interested.

-[grunts] Hey, Gina. -What do you want?

Bacio della morte, you fucking bitch.

-How about Smooch or Share? -What the hell is Smooch or Share?

Stop it! Have you been working for the Shame Wizard?

-I miss that. -I smiled a lot more before you showed up.