Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your Small House of Uncle Thomas idea is a great idea. Cause Aunt Francine loves that part in The King and I. All right. Mom narrates the story, just like Tuptim does in the musical. And I’ll make our cast list and write down what Mom’s supposed to say.

It was electrocuted.

You can handle anything.

Are you sure you don't want music?

And I love it. Topsy.

Well, it didn't need fixing, so... Ta-da!

Some of you might recognize me if you've been down

Oh, my God I can't sing either!

you hit it with everything you've got.

- Science? - Music.

Okay, talk to you later.

I START I don’t finish things

Squeal Magnolias?!

uh, I can't read this.

I was disrespectful.

Wow, I bet stuff comes out of the top

I think so, except for, uh... Nah, I'm sure it'll be fine.

- Ugh! - Yeah, ugh!

Ahh, I'm not freaking out here!

Something no one would recognize if plagiarized.

Hell, you got the highest MCATs in the state.

♪ We might just have found

Don't mean to barge in, just here for the monthly rent.

♪ He's just too hot to trample. ♪

Books are stupid.

Well yeah, she's a big, fat elephant.

Hit it! I've been down here so long.

like you're supposed to? Why?

I panicked; I said I was a doctor.

I think he said Topsy.

MOM! I'm telling you...

Second lace goes to "How Many Hairs Up There?",

So, I know the fourth grade science fair

I would like 5 cheeseburger sliders, 2 boxes of fries, 5 chicken rings, 10 mozzarella sticks, 7 onion rings, and a Sprite. Respond my order if you please.

You ain't got nothing and you know it.

Kids have been using these papier-matcher monstrosities