Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

YEAH. YEAH YEAH. I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.
- I'M GONNA TAKE VERY GOOD CARE OF YOU. - YOU ARE?
- OKAY. - ...AND I WAS DRYING MY HANDS,
AH! SPIDER! SPIDER!
YEAH, WAS-- FEELS, FEELS GOOD. IT WAS FUN.
Black man doin' his thing, baby. Barack Obama, motherfucker.
Leon: HE DON'T GIVE A FUCK. YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS--
- ( knocks on door ) - I'LL GET THAT.
MISUNDERSTANDING!
AND LORETTA HAS ONE TOMORROW. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
- I'M JUST GONNA GO IN. - OKAY.
- YOU CALLED HIM A COCKSUCKER. - ARE YOU KIDDING?
- I LIKE THEM CHOCOLATE. - I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT SHADE.
- YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME. - NO, OF COURSE I CARE ABOUT YOU.
- ALL RIGHT, ANYWAY. - I'M REALLY TIRED.
- A LITTLE TOO BEIGE FOR ME, THOUGH. - TOO BEIGE?
HEY, WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN. WE'LL GET FUCKED UP.
- LISA. - LISA, SHE WILL TREAT HIM LIKE A KING.
- ONLY WOMEN CAN FLIP ME. - I'LL FLIP YOU, LARRY.
WHEN YOU ORDER A SODA AT A COUNTER AND YOU GET THE SODA,
- HELLO? - Hi, it's Bill
I GOTTA SAY, YOU GOTTA-- YOU GOTTA-- LOOK RELAXED.
- HI. - HEY.
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DRINK.
SHE'S THE BEST GIRL YOU COULD POSSIBLY GET FOR THIS.
THESE KIDS DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT KIND OF VIOLENCE.
- HE'S CUTE. - YEAH?
- LIKE THIS. - Susie: OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
You said racist remarks!?
YOU ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS. THEN YOU START ASKING HIM THE QUESTIONS,
The fuck you talking about, man? Look here, man.
Thank you.
WELL, YEAH. ( chuckles )
THAT'S A GOOD ONE, BUT DO YOU THINK IT'S GONNA TAKE ALL DAY?
We're prepared to make you an offer.
- OKAY, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO STEP ON IT. - I MEAN THERE'S TRAFFIC HERE.
Susie: OH, THERE'S A SALE.
- ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL, WHAT DO YOU THINK? - OOH, LOOK AT YOU.
ANYWAY, JUST DO ME A FAVOR AND TELL HER I WAS JOKING.
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR TOASTER?
Topsy turvy robin - - Yeah yeah
Catnip is an irritant to mosquitos? triggering pain and itch?? topsy-turvey that motherfucker!
- Larry: AH. - ...A LITTLE. YEAH, IT WAS EASY, HEH.
- HEY. - HEY.
Larry: OH, THAT'S-- THAT'S JEAN. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
HEY, GUYS, I'M SORRY. I GOTTA GET GOING.
MY GOODNESS, I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.