Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I believe in Mr. Hankey.
I'll get in trouble.
Mr. Hankey?
You're nuttier than Chinese chicken salad, m'kay?
- Excuse me? - Oh, boy. Here we go again.
You sick bitch!
Is anyone offended by mistletoe?
Kenny, please go over and pull the light cords out of the wall.
- Just look more closely at it. - No! Go away!
Jacket!
Don't you see? This is the one time of year...
Shows over Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Is mistletoe offensive?
You know Porter Wagoner will vomit
...how offended you are. We can find out which words are least offensive...
The whole town is about to kill each other.
Lose the mistletoe.
- Kyle's mom's here to ruin Christmas. - Shut up, fat boy!
Hey, how about Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo?
So?
- The Jews didn't want it Christian. - We didn't take out Santa.