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on my permanent record, and I get to bring a pig to work.
our only growth industry.
Because that-a dog is a therapy animal.
(pop)
(groans) Just take your pig and go
Repeat, second set of stairs...
Wow, I've already got a taker.
I was thinking we might want to save my 2014 Joke-A-Day calendar,
(Plopper grunting)
Take 'em.
ALL: Ooh...
will be my faithful companion.
(growling)
(clinking)
(Plopper squeals)
(gasps) Spider-Pig?
I could never strangle a boy...
Uh, sir, I'm kind of worried about a lawsuit.
Excellent. Now, Doctor, the matter of your bill...
Okay, okay, I hear you, Franziska Okay, okay, I hear you, Franziska
Good, good. Not that many mistakes at all.
All the little children have-a the adult anxiety now.
but my pig has to stay outside, like a common snowman?
(jazz playing)
Take the second set of stairs.
I'm going to withhold... No, whatever you're going to withhold--
It's time for it to go.
(barking)
Joyce Carol Oates!
3.999999999...
Yale wins! And only three killed!
Is there anything you want to get rid of?
Oh, isn't that-a sweet?
Non-smoker only.
What are you doin'?
(playing jazzy tune)
Are you here for my pig?
Okay, Plopper, I'm going to the little pigs' room.
the way you used to feel about your honk-a-ma-flute.
with my beloved, ruthless papa.
Marge, he brings me joy.
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