Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ooh, a bestseller!
School is canceled for the rest of the day.
A decluttered life is a happy life.
Good day.
I-I thought I was your faithful companion.
you had gone this far.
And to keep him, I'll give up beer.
Oh, no, don't try that, Dad. You might get into trouble.
I want this house to reach what the monks call
And no one goes to Heaven.
That'll put you in the map room.
I just want a prescription for a therapy pig.
My joy's returned, but my sax is gone.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco.
anything but that!
Mandatory Required Test.
Wow, you understand how I feel.
♪ Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig ♪
(sniffles) I just want my passion back.
You keep-a that unsliced prosciutto outside my restaurant!
that I really loved.
It's okay. It's... I know.
We'll take good care of him!
That's a Christmas card!
I, uh, know what it's like to have true love thwarted.