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What says "congratulations on your wedding and I want to nail your wife" ?
They fingerprinted us !
How dare you invite strippers into my home ?!
see it's like...
Wait, you didn't have to turn that in ?
This place has iron bars and
OW, what are you doing man ? Get off my foot !
Sure I can. Mr.
Leo, it's me Randy.
Well...
Sounds to me like your marriage is dead
Girls night... yeaaayyy...
Just run off and lock herself in her room when she gets mad at you ?
Don't you worry, I'm not going to hurt you. All I want is to get good look at you. Eeek! You're a snake! Now I really wish my friends were here! Who are you? Ugh... those.. those are the... eyes I've ever seen... why can't I look away?
a bum wearing no pants sitting on my jacket... THAT IS NOT A CUSHION !
Great !
She has a speech impediment that makes everything sound bitchy.
Well I'm all out of money since
Yeah, those French bastards you stick to what they're good at.
This is unbelievable !
look, we stayed out past nine !
A bachelor party has beers, and topless ladies.
You know, it's so nice to finally have someone on my side !
And if you ever talk to me like that again,
I will pull your skinny ass through these bars and find fifty new ways to use my night stick !