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Please, Moe. I don't wanna do this no more.
The 1055 from Portland is running late. Again.
This is not about me. Or how many times I voted.
Yeah. I could even tell the FCC to take a hike.
His uncle was the head monkey at the Bureau of Tourism.
Krusty, we came to see how many campaign promises you've kept.
We're ready to announce a winner in Springfield's 24th Congressional District.
- No. - Well, then none.
...I threw my caviar in their face.
Why didn't you say something before?
I say, I say, my groin.
I never thought I would say this.
Congressman Wilcox was laid to rest today.
- But this is the East Side. - Who is this lady?
You were gonna get rid of the airplanes over our house.
Now, I'll show you how things really work around here.
He's really looking out for me, the average Joe Sixtooth.
You're right. It's time I made a difference.
It was a different time, 1989
Welcome, fellow Republicans.
Uh, look, they were changed...
Talk about how you can help regular families, like ours.
Yap-yap-yap-yap-yap-yap!
How can you say that?
The shaking's so bad, all my omelets have become frittatas.