Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've been working in this town for a long time...
How about a drinking contest, boy? Right after I vote on the latest bill.
IRS, ATF, Immigration...
Help regular families, make an honest connection.
I'm sorry, congressman.
...from the headquarters of Krusty opponent John Armstrong.
Leave that, lest we forget.
Why don't you pound that sign into your own lawn?
And now they're worse than ever.
We will now vote on the Flags for Orphans and Airline Rerouting Bill?
I'm not dying.
Jesse 'The Body' Ventura, Sonny Bono, Gopher from Love Boat.
...Springfield's home of Krusty the Klown.
Oh, that's easy.
I just passed the bill in three hours. Quit complaining.
Hmm? Hmm... Hmm.
Yeah, and entertainers are always winning elections.
There it is. Ha, ha.
Uh, let's see. Did I promise to be a slave to big oil?
And even worse, you let down this sacred document.
Antti tangokuninkaaksi
Congressman, I have a tape here of you using your free mail privilege...