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I swear to uphold and protect the Constitution of these United States.
I've had this dream before.
Excuse me. I think I can help.
Now, I'd like to make a motion. Woo!
Hey, Krusty should run for Congress.
...because it disturbed local wildlife and their mating rituals.
I have a name.
Go up to Room 915 and ask for form 1790.
And I will not be silent until...
Hmm?
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington
It makes my blood boil and my left arm feel numb.
If I stop pedaling, I'll die.
San Francisco.
I blather on for hours.
Dad, why don't you go to the airport authority and complain?
"All Millard Fillmore Schools are now Ronald Reagans.
Unh, not the swear jar.
And I'm on Pepto and Xanax.
...the pipes under my toilet don't lead nowhere.
This is not a Delta hub.