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‐ Oh yeah... [groans]
but I figure if we also brought coffee...
Now, I hate nature, I hate traveling,
No one ever brings anyone a turkey with bad intentions!
We're huge fans. ‐ Oh, please. Go on.
[woman trilling, clears throat]
uh, was...
tell me more. ‐ Um...
‐ Oh, that‐that's clever.
but this podcast is the first thing that's
‐ [quietly] Please, stop me.
‐ Willie! Charles, this is my son Will.
[elevator dings] ‐ Hate when people say hhhummus.
leaving me the bassoon, my second choice.
‐ I don't think it's gonna make your best‐of album.
I need to sleep for a month.
‐ Could it be this simple though?
Man only dresses like that when he's off to see a woman.
‐ I think your body language makes me feel very comfortable.
can cause you to make some weird choices.
You like the cheese?
I mean, he wouldn't let me order food first.
‐ Dips are an actual meal. I keep telling you this.
‐ Well, it was nice seeing you again. ‐ You, too.
You have the exact right amount of baggage‐‐
Well, well, well, we're not complete novices. In fact,
♪
‐ Well, someone was a little flirty.
is just another chance to get it wrong.
♪ playing If You're Happy And You Know It ♪
Listen,
And the lengths that you have gone to while undercover.
really huge. ‐ Wait, wait, just go back.
I fired him.
only one of the biggest love songs of all time?
gee... Oh!
And, you know, at 20 minutes a pound...
With someone this big, you only get one shot.
I was having a rough day.
JAN: So, I kinda had two childhoods.
So, gimme that baster, and let's make a mess.
and plant my face in a pillow and never go out again.
CINDA CANNING: Testing, testing.
‐ Thank you, Cindy.
to make a podcast.
So, the last guy I was dating never put me first.
and people who keep their hands up uncrossed on the table, like you were...
Not that you have, uh, any more baggage than anyone else!
if every week, we made a turkey and brought it to a neighbor.
You should wait. Plenty of time.