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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I fired him.
Well, well, well, we're not complete novices. In fact,
to make a podcast.
‐ Thank you, Cindy.
uh, was...
‐ Well, someone was a little flirty.
[woman trilling, clears throat]
but this podcast is the first thing that's
tell me more. ‐ Um...
gee... Oh!
‐ Willie! Charles, this is my son Will.
With someone this big, you only get one shot.
I mean, he wouldn't let me order food first.
‐ I don't think it's gonna make your best‐of album.
So, gimme that baster, and let's make a mess.
♪
and plant my face in a pillow and never go out again.
‐ Dips are an actual meal. I keep telling you this.
‐ [quietly] Please, stop me.
Now, I hate nature, I hate traveling,
You have the exact right amount of baggage‐‐
can cause you to make some weird choices.
‐ Oh yeah... [groans]
really huge. ‐ Wait, wait, just go back.
leaving me the bassoon, my second choice.
And, you know, at 20 minutes a pound...
♪ playing If You're Happy And You Know It ♪
‐ Could it be this simple though?
Not that you have, uh, any more baggage than anyone else!
No one ever brings anyone a turkey with bad intentions!
[elevator dings] ‐ Hate when people say hhhummus.
and people who keep their hands up uncrossed on the table, like you were...
So, the last guy I was dating never put me first.
‐ Well, it was nice seeing you again. ‐ You, too.
I need to sleep for a month.
You should wait. Plenty of time.
You like the cheese?
but I figure if we also brought coffee...
Man only dresses like that when he's off to see a woman.
only one of the biggest love songs of all time?
is just another chance to get it wrong.
Listen,
CINDA CANNING: Testing, testing.
‐ Oh, that‐that's clever.
‐ I think your body language makes me feel very comfortable.
And the lengths that you have gone to while undercover.
if every week, we made a turkey and brought it to a neighbor.
I was having a rough day.
JAN: So, I kinda had two childhoods.
We're huge fans. ‐ Oh, please. Go on.