Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, and it looks like we've got a caller.
...and a Russian.
That's insane. I love a good battle.
It's the primo 10:00 p.m. slot --
Aunt Claire? Yes?
[ Sighs ] [ Coughs ] Wow.
but I bet that it's very annoying
like "stunning" or "delicious."
Legend. [ Jay barks ]
Dad, you didn't buy MMA.
And I promise I'll never count down the seconds to shame you.
This one here is the, uh, Pupcake.
uh, because she's part of the family,
Wow. No way.
Unlike in high school and most of college,
Mitchell! Come on.
You don't have to ask me twice.
I know.
I'm Jay Pritchett. I'll bet you were expecting
People buy all sorts of crap on there.
Good news. [ Burps ]
Why are you mentioning closets?
Dr. Dre, Ellen's gay, Y2K --
You gotta chug. Is it possible there's more bubbles in mine?
Maybe that's our thing.
Cameron: Your 2:00 or mine?
Well, I'll pick it up. Remember how fast I learned
A kid in my class does arm farts.
* You've got me thinking it might be... *
the most epic battle of all time.
just a little bit store-bought cowboy... Oh.