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How long have you been here?
Well, you've never steered me wrong before.
Oh, you're wearing pants today.
But why water down your brand?
There's a chance he may have
Well, first human.
I hate to see you squander your talent
Please, I saved your ass.
My roommate!
Wow, that sounds so cool.
Yes, I am as sexy as I sound.
Me.
My man.
And after a quick clarification
That's right. That's how you met, isn't it?
You're on the air in three minutes.
where you say stuff in a cheerful tone,
A 2:00 a.m. dance-off?
Welcome to The First String,
about a sports talk show called The First String.
- Do you think that maybe...? - Nope.
Well, if I had been straight with you
- Uh... - Mm-mm.
Back in ten. Keep moving, Ansel Adams.
Can you believe this guy?
Stop talking!
I can get that out with vinegar and borax.
Hey! Hey! Not cool!
Yeah, I was doing a radio interview
Am I still trending?
cobbler ain't nothing but a broken pie.
Let's get you in your nest. Come on.
You already have a great job.
Hey, I owe you. That, uh, gaping chest wound of yours
- Ca-caw! - Whoa!
Long enough!