Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

is the man you're embarrassed to wake up with in the morning,
how could it possibly hurt to try?
But he could have two homes.
if he loses his confidence.
Well, we may not have a big TV budget,
Me? Sure!
Aren't you gonna invite me in?
We went to the Knicks game last night.
Well, I am just glad to see
No.
punctured himself with a tie tack.
What do I think?
Emily, you're in charge of all unwanted hair.
as to what I meant by "roommate"...
No, it was my decision.
I never lie about food.
That retails for $65.
Well, I-I think a...
But I promise you...
Okay, 75 minutes until Oscar is on the air.
Oscar, I've been working on some catchphrases.
Sounds like a hoot.
Oh, yes, I did go there.
Well, here I am.
Wow, that clip of Oscar bleeding just keeps trending.
And our friend Oscar Madison is going to be on TV.
But Guillermo has truly outdone himself.
Oh, Oscar.
Let's go.
just because you're "comfortable."
Okay, so if you're not gonna take my advice,
And we're out of time.
so all is right in the world.
I didn't send you a text.
You okay there, buddy?
Porn.
waiting for your best friend the janitor to get you out.
Oscar, I am so sorry.
Well, Teddy knows what he's doing.
Okay, go ahead and say it.
Ah, I was afraid of that.
Well, you know who else got lucky last night?
Usually, I talk sports in my underwear,
not the frantic hands of a LaGuardia landing crew.
not completely true.
Yeah, it was a real treat...
"Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan."
And I certainly don't need a lecture.