Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's spraying this thing with liquid nitrogen...
Yep, a Beretta.
I signed a waiver. Besides, I usually wait in the car.
Let's try to keep this quiet, okay?
You know how your father is.
Don't use the open frequency.
ASTRONAUTIC IMMUNITY!
Absolute Immunity!
Rtarl immunity
I liked it ... Makes me want to buy rubbers
- 9856. - That's it.
It is.
- The color's no good. - It's fine. You'll mess it up.
Do your homework too.
It was midnight when I got home to a ringing phone. I answered it.
Where are they? Are they all gone? Did you get the bad guys?
That's confirmed. You got red, we'll get blue.
I can?
On three, huh? What do you say?
I liked it. He makes we want to do jumping jacks right now
I'd like to see your license and proof of insurance!
Everything is outside.
She's dead, Roger.
The master race.
Leo, I told you to stay in the car!
Executive Meat Immunity
We're not going back! Shut up!
- Of course there is. - This house is built on stilts.
You two are the most qualified. And...
THEY FUCK YOU AT THE CRYPTO
You are.
But you don't pay back the loan. You keep the money.
I'm not eating tuna. Let's go back.
Hell, how much is it?
Sorry, Adolf.
One...
I'm sorry. That's very uncool.
You do your duty now.
Well if it isn't Mr. Sigmund Fraud
The important thing is...
Maybe we let you live, huh?
This is a two-car garage, and this is my hobby room upstairs.
I still can't see shit.
No cars.
Just give me the names of those drug dealers.
They fuck you with the taxes!
It's German.
As you say, they just happen, Eh, Pieter?
Well, well The master race!
Let's do it.
Oh, shit!
Fass Ixta
We trusted you.
You're chipping the paint.
As usual, you people have everything upside down and turned around.
They know you'll be miles away before you find out you got fucked.
We're back! We're bad! You're black! I'm mad!
Being told by management that old processes have changed
Why?
Now get out of here.
Don't open that.
I'm going to die doing a svn merge.
You're lucky. I have to live with that.
Want to get something to eat?
One man, one vote! Free South Africa! Give me that flag!
THEY FUCK YOU AT THE CRYPTO
Here it is
Come on, don't be a killjoy!
It makes me want to go buy rubbers now…
He's back! I'm bad! He's black! I'm mad!
Tonight?
So you just need to play around in the gray areas...
God! I love this job! Man! Can't you go any faster?
- It's taxpayers' money. - Same thing.
He has immunity. We can't touch him, arrest him, prosecute him.
- I have to get help. - No way!
Good film
I did exaggerate about one thing, though.
Take it easy, officer. I'm not armed.
There must be some mistake.
I have no wine. How about a beer?
Not German, not English. Kind of guttural. Really shitty accent.
Riggs and Murtaugh.
It's my wife's. I won't go faster.
Black Card: Revoked!!!
You want to get busted?
But she's bleck!
Everybody, take it easy. Especially you, Riggs.
Get up, get dressed. Get dressed. Come on.
This was a new car, Riggs.
Get him up and out.
I'll just grab a few things... Hell, I haven't got anything.
You going to arrest me if I don't shut up?
The policies of our government are not popular here in America.
...you slimy little shit.