Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I never gave it much thought until I put up a fresh pot of coffee.
Anyway, he goes on about this local legend about this kid.
And what happened to your nose?
Twenty years ago, he used to be my bookie.
- Me. - You?
He says, The horse's name was Lucky Number Slevin.
Henry!
So, how'd you two meet?
Sure.
Yeah.
All we know is that somebody called Nick from the Hotel Cheval.
FUCK SHIT JESUS IS RIGHT!!
- How'd you get in? - Door was open.
including his own.
or they're gonna take me out
Military
Can't say that I blame you.
Not exactly.
What he means to say is you look like you live here.
Are you familiar with The Shmoo?
What, like he tripped and you fell?
With two Hasidic Jews on either side of you.
Why? Do we look alike?
It's cold out there.
Last chance to come clean.
You will pay me double to kill The Boss
- He's homosexual. - Right.
Hey, Murph. What's up?
Yeah.
Yeah!
How are you gonna have a talk with him?
- Is this a crime scene? - I think Nick's in trouble.
Only problem
I didn't think you would, but it was worth a shot.
Am I being mugged?
No. We just wanna have a quick friendly word with you.
the only guys who know what he looks like,
- Come here. - What?
He says, The horse's name..
I'm not gay.
- You should really play ball, kid. - Really? You think I'm tall enough?
But something like that.
No, I was thinking you'd use the back door.
Now, I can expect that when?
Me.
Well, Gloria's got this friend Doc who's got a line on a doped-up racehorse.
I'd love to hear the rest of this, but I really gotta go back to work.
And if that's not enough, I have 48 hours to come up with $33,000
Well, get dressed. You can tell me about it on the way.
It's a very long story.
I said I came over to borrow a cup of sugar.
- Door was open? - Yeah.
named Schlomo.
- Know this guy? - Mm-hmm.
I'm listening.
Yitzchok The Fairy.
It's not gonna go down in the men's room.
Negative. We've been calling for the last hour.
And?
Fuck you both.
So, let me see if I've got this right.
Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest in Monte Carlo
The good news for you is my friendship is for sale.
I wasn't expecting you for another...
Lindsey. I live across the hall.
Send somebody over.
♪ Revenge like this ♪ ♪ never sweet, ♪
cops in men's rooms?
There's just that one last thing.
Yo, grab his ass.
Fuck You Both
And I was trying to tell him... you... that they picked up the wrong guy.
in that place that never forgets,
Pick him up.
These guys buy cops like cops buy doughnuts.
Yeah. Columbo was this TV detective
that friends do not do to their friends.
♪ You're happy ♪
Sorry. Wrong number.
That's Andy Griffith.
- I think I got the concept. - Orders is orders.
Just like in '84.
babe babe. abc next sunday from 777
The two of you killed everything I ever loved Fuck you both.
who are you?
I think you mean who was Nick Fisher.
A lowlife that no one was gonna miss.
A fellow registered under the name Smith, if you can believe that.
the door to Room 1009 opens and there's our Mr. Smith in the flesh.
- How would he tell me? - He wouldn't.
Nick found himself in a jam, he got you to take his place.
Come on, come on.