Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hey! I figured it out! - What'd you figure out?

Hey, Max, who's your favorite uncle?

you're gonna owe a lot of money

Well, I'm short for my height.

Hey, baby. Is your wife around?

Yeah, she said that to a lot of guys. That's why we called her Jerkins Perkins.

They let y'all in huh

Next weekend, you and me go to a ballgame.

The guy whose apartment you're staying in.

And who has books?

I have that same phone.

a man named George Kaplan,

Yeah. I'm at the airport. Are you sure you want me to come out?

the way your car seems different when someone else is driving it.

Somehow... somehow it seems different,

A pact was broken.

Because he's a Rabbi.

Then how do you know I have the wrong guy?

But when The Rabbi and The Boss find out the fix is in,

I knew you had sense.

How about them yanks!

Why don't you come in and fix yourself a drink?

your own, someone else's.

who wasn't so much old as he was tired.

The only thing keeping you from passing out

You're the trigger man.

What's with you and that towel?

Kelly was cheating on you, and you got mugged.

You met a dead guy?

Tell him he can expect me in the morning.

I was kinda expecting it, though.

I wasn't asking for the time.

I got a bookie's bookie.

That's the song the junkies are singing.

- How much? - Twenty large.

I was just saying, there was a time

and more money means more to me than less money

See, that makes sense

It was clear what had to be done.

We got a new guy in the precinct.

He does the kid, I do him.

Roth. He'll tell you everything.

Remember my friend Doc?

so he could get down here and identify what's left of his kid?

And then I was free to come and go as I pleased.

Although I would add not-the-ever-so-clever holdup man that one hears so much about.

♪ It's a shake down, switch, ♪

There are three things that you may not do in order to save a life,

That doesn't sound good.

Looks like an ordinary Star of David.

Spokesperson commented off the record,

Tired of waking up and finding that his dreams were only dreams.

you managed to take my son away from me.

locked away in my own paranoia, a prisoner in my own home.

for fear of what the other man will do to him.

I was on my way to the store and I thought, Nick... he'd have sugar.

If you and I fell in love,

her name was, um...

I already talked to your buddy.

- George Lazenby? - Roger Moore?

Max woke up to find that his dreams had just been the stuff of pipes.

If I were wearing a hat, I would take it off.

So, tell me. The kid.

then all he does is fucking complain.

and you get 9 to 1 if the spread sticks.

- He's down! - Get the roof!

Remember The Rabbi?

Considering he no longer has fingerprints, I'd say that it's unlikely we'll ever know.

the second time somebody calls you a horse, you call 'em a jerk,

well, they are the opposite of happy.

- I can't do that. - Ya think?

they can bring about quite a bit of trouble.

♪ You gave ♪

Right across the street from one another?

And bad things happen wherever you...

Where's your cup?

And lay it off.

Y-y-you should've thought about that before you started in with all the lip.

Well, yeah, I look like I live here, but I don't.

Good man. Give me the postgame.

but all he really wants is your wallet with your license.

You said Slim Hopkins worked for The Boss, right?

It was an accident.

Then keep your hat on, Schlomo.

According to Columbo, there are 3 things to look for at a crime scene.

- I got this, Elvis. - Slow... slow your roll.

I'm not gonna be so nice to you.

What a fucking mess.