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Well, as old as he is in dog years...
What's a scrud?
Now, go away!
Well, look no further. This one's yours.
Since we don't have a TV, the lady across the alley...
Come here, sweetie.
All right, here. Watch me execute the three P's of championship play.
...into...
So far, I've sold 75.
Good for a scrud
I spelled out "boobies."
Ross? Put me down for another box of the Mint Treasures, okay?
Sure, everybody loves a kidder.
Where exactly were you around 10-ish?
I'll tell you what, Mon. I'll give you the first box for free.
Well, that makes sense.
Yeah, the trees that don’t fulfil their Christmas destiny Are thrown in the chipper
So I don't think I should do it anymore.
...they're just fulfilling their Christmas...
...and their corpses grotesquely dressed...
But that's why you have to buy it, so that it can fulfill its Christmas destiny.
...you got nothing pushing you to get another one.
The holidays are just hard.
Oh, my God!
Although, it looks like you bought an awful lot of cookies yourself.