Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

At least my focus at university wasn't plagiarism!

Say that again.

Show him the photographs. Excuse me.

(JOCK VOMITING)

That Judas! That Ajax! That Paris!

Well done, sir.

Isn't it charming?

Fit as a fiddle!

Might it be possible to swing the old fellow north,

Yes, yes, yes. Good hungry doggie...

I want that painting.

- Bid. - Oh! What?

I am sure that we will come up with the necessary funds

...and those far-searching eyes...

Of course you're aware of that.

Have you looked under your couch?

But I have always felt

a fugitive from a home

(CLICKS TONGUE)

- And in the car, sir. - And a bit in the car.

while the market's right.

Now, that is the look that softens

that I feared she had done herself

and not parade them under everyone's nose!

MORTDECAI: Well done.

You won't be needing this anymore, will you?

And she was, well, we were having

Miss Bronwen would take photos

of reasonable intelligence to converse with.

Oh! You certainly had a firm grasp on something!

- (GRUMBLING) - (SLAMS PHONE)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

- Right you are, sir. - Right.

Well, it must have been his dealer.

It contains water.

Oh, really? Seems like more than a tiff to me.

Stop right there!

- (WINCES) - Oh...

countless lives are at stake.

Her lover was no help.

(INHALES DEEPLY)

No, no. I met a beast!

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Spinoza was the best art smuggler in the business,

(INHALES DEEPLY)

A permanent fixture at

which cannot be right

- Maurice? - Sir?

looted from some sealed room

Well, if you won't do it for me,

Then you meet me 'round the back later,

will do some good. Yes.

(FUNERAL ORGAN PLAYING)

Quite a conundrum, this.

I am loved and respected by all who know me...

I should probably mention

Old bag. She should have put locks on her doors.

- (CHUCKLES APPROVINGLY) - Where to, sir?

All right, he's unpleasant. What of him?

if I led you to believe there was anything between us,

he also maintains an enviable rate

I feel that I could share anything with you.

(MORTDECAI LAUGHING)

(GASPS) And it wasn't his tadger.

How do you think this makes me feel, man?

but you weren't! Oh!

(WOMAN CLEARS THROAT)

Untold riches and all that, what?

Are you all right in there, darling?

replete with feints and distractions

Well, where is the last place you saw it?

(STAMMERING) Hello? Hello?

I've always admired your rapacity, sir.

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

Johanna, we seem to be out of ice.

Why would Ml5 be interested

A magnificent Callow of about 1840,

Still, if he can't make it, he can't make it.

Do I detect a slight crack in the marital armor?

- (UNZIPS) - Mmm...

I'll go to 20%.

to please another, know this:

You really won't shave it off?

and leave Johanna to me.

Checking in? - Yeah, we're checking in - هل نسجل الوصول؟ - نعم، نحن نسجل الوصول

Sold to the gentleman in the fuchsia ascot.

there's something missing, you see.

Metaphorically... General... You know.

None of the southern

I shall need 30 seconds to make the switch

He's not here, mate. He sent me.

Multiple attacks over the years to come,

I... I warn you, Georgina.

Let's look at the photographs.

Strange country.

You were luncheoning with my wife?

- Oh, my. - Oh, my.

At least I have the good taste to hide my indiscretions

Oh, you listen here, you do-gooder!