Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Oh, my. - Oh, my.
Thank you.
Oh, and incidentally, I asked for some cheese,
Why is Dmitri obsessed with testicula?
Last night she was killed. Painting has disappeared.
I wasn't going to.
We cannot go about selling off family heirlooms willy-nilly.
this thing that's come between us.
Have you heard the expression, Open your balls?
That's me.
- No, no. - No!
I've been trying to get rid of her,
(SIGHS)
What's the matter with you, eh?
Thirty million. Final offer!
You know how it is, gentlemen.
Weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie...
Would you also like to make a bid?
Oh, Golly! I have read about this.
Course you did, man,
Then we'll show it to them.
(GROWLING)
Your services are no longer required.
Yeah, because when I've lost something,
having heard of our financial distress,
Poor old gal.
I shall need a moment to think this through, I'm afraid.
Quite.
Good God, Jock! Put that thing away, man!
Thank you, sir.
These were found in her camera.
But for those of us trying to get a bit of rest
He boffs Emil on the bean
(SCREAMS)
- Oh! - I'll have it on my wall.
Send your camel to bed DamMIT!
What should I do now?
My wife needs to come around
Oh.
why I shouldn't arrest you right now?
Shut the door.
(GAGGING)
- 'Til tomorrow. Ta! - (HANGS UP)
No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no.
I hope you'll stay with me tonight. I'm throwing a party.
Our very future rests on
- MORTDECAI: Ahh! - JOCK: There we go!
she was also said to have been the King's mistress.
And as a gentleman, I should warn you
(GRUNTING)
The expert brushstrokes, the smooth lines...
Yes!
You are mistaken, sir.
Oh, my darling,
(SIGHS)
(GASPS) Love, your Bunny! Oh! The note in the studio.
(LAUGHING)
Ooh. Oh.
in that frigid city,
Where is the painting?
I should like to see her studio immediately.
How 'bout some finger sandwiches?
which I had now asked him to package
I really did.
Hello, Sir Graham, you old member.
Has he got the painting yet?
(SIRENS WAILING)
My, my, look at the time! Uh...
You look here, I will have you know that
to a certain viewpoint. That is all.
Could you give me the gun, please?
that we are staring down the barrel of insolvency.
- MARTLAND: Oh, dear. - (SCREAMS)
Chatter is he's found a dashedly clever way
Oh, apple of my eye. The love of my life.
Whoa.
with a little mystery goes missing.
by growing that horrible moustache.
you might be interested in a museum-owned Goya,
Mmm...
Sit down. Sit!
(SOFTLY) What's in it for me, as they say?
I have discovered
Why, this is an outrage! There's not an ocean vista
- JOHANNA: Alastair! - Do it now!
Yes, I was!
it's a matter of urgent national security.
(YELLING)
Darling?
Charlie? Why are people achieving climax
Hey.
Do have a look, eh? (CLICKS TONGUE)
If it does exist, it belongs to Spain.
Darling,
You will have hole in your balls!
Well, maybe he won't be able to make it.
Lucky saddle.
He seems to think that I have the painting.
I'm deeply, deeply flattered, young man.
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
Everything here makes me think of you.
-rry
Well done, Jockie.
I know, darling.
(GRUNTING) Oh!
and I wondered...
I am Lord Charlie Mortdecai,
he reached underneath for the big decanter,
But there was mention of 30 million,
You think?
What do you mean?
Well, of course, Alastair.
I will kill her.
Right!
I will take your finger.
What painting?
Every man should have a Jock, don't you think?
MORTDECAI: So, I was a mule!
Bronwen makes a fake, and calls Krampf.
The moustache, I mean.
But if Strago is involved, well,
whilst you were away, my darling.
- (SCREAMS) - No time to dally. Ugh.
Of course it is.
and calibrated movements of the Swiss watch type. What?
Echo-ey, don't you know?
this fair land of the free!
There has never been
Maurice?