Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Does it have to be Hop Sing's? I kind of had a fight with them.
Well, I'm a comedian.
Maybe I will
Hey, Mickey, when do we get a break? My lap is killing me.
Hello? Yes, Natalie!
Hey, look at this.
Anyone who agrees with my literature is a sap! You’re goddamn right they are!
Oh, this is Ned. He's a Communist.
Fine, Benes.
...and then a week after, it's just thrown somewhere.
I'm here working for the people.
Communism. You didn't realize Communism was a sensitive issue?
I got two kids in college!
Well, you really went bald there, didn't you?
WHEN YOUR COLLEGE KIDS START TALKING AT THANKSGIVING DINNER
He controls the means of production
But, George, guess who her boss is?
The Christmas tree seems to inspire a love-hate relationship.
Man, that's some tart cider.
...not even to the end of a block or to catch a bus.
Yeah, we had a good run.
Well, good. Then you can have your pick.
He and his friends used to sit in Hop Sing's every day...
...and that's George.
- George Costanza. - Oh, George Costanza.
Now you’re on our list: Joel Chopp
Appearance not important? This is unbelievable.
She Named Name...
What? He can't do that.
Man, that's some tart cider.
I'll tell you what. I'll show up. He doesn't know we're friends.