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....I CHOOSE NOT TO SING !!!
Ready to go, Lois?
There's a southpaw up there nobody's been able to get a look at.
You got me blackisted at r/seinfeld?!
- They named names. - Okay. Okay.
So how was work? Another day, another dollar?
- Kramer. - Hey, hey, hey.
A Communist pipeline into the vast reservoir of Cuban baseball talent...
- A Communist? That's something. - Yeah, that's pretty cool, isn't it?
I parked in front. As soon as this race is over, we gotta go to the airport.
- I got two kids in college. - Oh, you can't fire me. I'm Santa.
so you were the fastest memer in meta
WHEN YOUR COLLEGE KID STARTS TALKING POLITICS AT THANKSGIVING
I want him to go to his grave never being certain that I got that head start.
Whoa, who, easy.
Yeah, we had a good run
You've got pastrami and corned beef in one...
...what with the fall of the Soviet empire and everything.
Don't worry, Lois.
he named name
Big covidiot...big. Big covidiot.
It starts with a... Duncan.
Oh, yeah?
...only one person knows what I'm about to tell you...
Yes, yes. You know, I was in detention...
- Natalie? - From the Daily Worker.
- Double? - I bet the glue from that beard itches.
A racing car set?
...you invariably have to eat standing up, which I don't care for.
Whoa, whoa, easy.
...what do you say we do a little shirt-shopping?
...at the new Santa at Coleman's Department Store.
Are you a Communist?
- Merry Christmas. - Well, look at you.
Yeah, well, I guess I started losing it when I was about 28...
I choose not to vote
Race him, Jerry. Race him.
I couldn't believe it.
- Hi. - Hello.
- This is unbelievable. - Hi, George.
slayo
You're on our list.
Is there a problem here?
- It was awfully nice to see you. - Yeah, see you later.
He's a Communist.
...a thick, full head of hair. - Yeah, yeah.
Big covidiot. Big. Big covidiot.
So you lied to her?
Well, you've really built yourself up into something.
Another race. Out of the question.
Exciting, uninhibited woman seeks forward-thinking comrade.
Maybe I will, Lois.
Your boyfriend readsThe Daily Worker?
Come here. I understand you are very interested in one of our players.
...are inflating the profit margin and reducing your total number of toys.
Oh, yeah? What's the name?