Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

happy birthday big guy

We're almost there. Here's what I want. I want you to trim the head.

So I ain't gonna shoot you this way because you don't look good.

♪ You got the power ♪

Naughty, naughty, Candy.

...you know, in the Roman Empire.

If I don’t get in the black with Coven, if I don’t make money back off of Coven, how the hell am I gonna make Northwestern?

Yeah, that's me. Ha, ha. We met before, down at Party Boys.

The BZ say you’ve got a great big cock for ripping?

- Are you ready? - Ready.

Hey, how's my little kung-fu fighter?

Here we go again. Dirk Diggler.

Like, think about some name that makes you happy.

- Are you ready? - Yeah. Are you?

i'm a fucking idiot

- Oh, shit. She's freaking out. - Oh, see? Look at this.

Well, if she... Rollergirl, if you wrap your leg around...

- Come on, man. - Shut up, Dirk.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Box office, Jack. Chi-Chi?

My Trump Fantasy I get hard just thinking this is me and Trump

I feel bad, you know, that, uh... I think you were right about that.

- She's got something up her ass. - Fuck that shit.

- About blocking the sex? - Yeah.

- Um, could I ask you something, Jack? - Sure.

Do you know parcelpoland.com

None of this is yours! This...

...Buck's Super Cool Stereo Store is making super-cool deals on all name brands.

Yeah, Scotty. I'll be around in a bit. We can talk then?

"You Got the Touch," take seven.

- So you live on this street? - No, no.

- Scotty, this is Jaime Lynn. - I was thinking about the...

Have you ever been arrested?

Oh, Jesus, please, okay? Shave if you're gonna do that.

All right? I'm sorry if my thoughts are not on the photography...

- A long time. - That's terrible.

He is a creative man of many interests:

All the time tyler

You might think about cutting that part where Jack talks...

These are great songs!

- Okay. - Let's go walk.

That it's amateurs and not professionals? I'm a filmmaker.

Your agency recommends you very highly.

Seventeen-year-old piece of gold.

Let me explain to him in simple arithmetic. One, two, three.

You’ve just won the game into 1600, and you’re wondering if Ethan will…

That's what you need. You need a test drive.

These are great holds.

Three, Becky goes to the bathroom to jack off.

I’m not a complicated man

Heeeeeyyy Girrrrll Do you have any coke at this party?

I gotta go to the bathroom and get out of here. Are you kidding me? This is just a weird coincidence. Look, we'll get new fortunes and it'll be fine. You will soon acquire $50.

- The best. - Ah, that's what Jackie's house is for.

Let me tell you something you don't know. I know a lawyer. You understand?

Yeah. It's called Buck's Super Stereo World.

- Um, yeah. Yeah, I do. - Ha, ha, all right. Get in.

- What kind? - All kinds of music. Rock, jazz, classical.

- How are you? - Oh, great.

Wait, wait, wait. Fuck. Hell, how much time is left?

But the bees won't sting No, Barry, that's not to be.

- How you feeling? - Let's do it.

We've rolled out.

I mean, it is just deep down in your soul...

- You got no business being here. - Knock this shit off.

Go on and move with it if you need to. It helps me.

The problem is, judge, is that my ex-wife, ahem...

- That was something. - Really good.

Do you remember me?

You asked for it.

- You got it. - And not for nothing, honey...

...he does so only in the vein of good and right.

- You like Uncle Jack's pool? - Who is the Olympic-fever baby?

Eddie Adams from Torrance.

- No shit, but why? - Just in case.

Okay, let's push. Let's push. Let's push.

- No... Yes. I mean, um, but I was saying... - Oh, oh, oh. Sunsets.

He's interested in, uh, show business.

Yeah. I mean, you know. I mean, what am I asking you here?

- Oh, take a pill. - One hundred percent.

- I'll see you guys later. - What are you still doing here?

- Okay. Yeah. - Yeah?

She's down there, some idiot's dick in her.

One, two, three...

Okay, now get in the back and, uh, unload those new 484s.

- Hey, man. - Hello, come on in.

Will I close the door?

That thong thing. Yeah, actually take it off. That's good. And finger it.

- You look great, honey. - Thanks.

DO YOU THINK SO, DOCTOR?

It's a real film, Jack.

I'm so wa... I'm really wasted. Really, Dirk.

Having sex? Fucking me? Making love to me?

- You don't do this, donkey-dick. You don't. - Unh!

Come on, Little Bill.

Is he gonna fuck me in the ass?

I got some people I want you to meet.

- Not a lot. What are you guys up to? - Don't know, probably just go home.

And the name is in, like, bright-blue neon lights...

- Something with a little pizzazz, you know? - Sure.

Do you have any coke at this driver's test?

You think maybe you ought to think about getting a new avi

- Do you wanna practice your lines with me? - No, I know it.

- He will. - He'll see it.

So got something? Huh?

I can't fucking believe this. Jesus Christ, you gave me a hard-on, lady.

When was the last time you were arrested, and, uh, what was the charge?

You want to live that way? Fuck that little whore!

I think... I think heaven has sent you here, Dirk Diggler.

Two, enter Reed to audition for Amber. They go at it. Becky watches.

Shut the fuck up.

Try to give me every single position. Is that possible?

I'd like to say hello to my son, and that's all.

...in the fucking floor, in a goddamn fucking floor safe, that's all.

Are you giving me shit, Kurt?

What's up, baby? I love you. Picture later, baby.

Thanks a lot for backing us up too. Real good.

Eddie, this is Scotty J. He's a friend. He works on some of the films.

This is a giant mast

I'm gonna fucking buy these!

He's, uh... He's very special.

Um, I was wondering if you could, um...

It's just not sexy. I mean, it's not sexy like it should be, Jack.

- Um, maybe. - Oh.

Come here, darling.

Get out. Go sleep on the couch.

...that used to look dirty. That'll be good, huh?

Because I wanted to, you know...

- It's my poem to you. - It's good, Amber. It's really good.

I think what Jack is talking about is minimal.

- These are the real people in the world. - Ah, ahem.

Hey, listen. Thank you.

I want you to know I plan on being a star.

It's a real kitchen, nick

Well, thank you, Eddie.