Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Fuck this. - I'm so sorry, Jack. I'm so sorry.
Don't worry. I'm fixed. I want you to come in me.
And Reed Rothchild's stiff biceps...
...but you gotta get the people in the theater.
He is a man of lust.
This guy's more of like a James Bond-type character.
Do not stop. You want some water?
- You already done it tonight? - Couple times.
...which, uh, kicks it up another...
- Okay, you ready? - Yeah, baby.
- Becky Barnett. - Excuse me?
♪ Heat will rock you ♪
I’M GONNA FUCKIN’ BUY THESE...
- Yeah. - Very nice to meet you.
I've been in the Marines for three years. I just got back from a tour of duty.
- It's really good, Amber. Congratulations. - Thanks.
I wash your sheets. I know she's been here. Or you doing something else in there...
- Me? Yeah, yeah. I was born ready, man. - All right.
Okay, alright, now you're talking above my head alright.I don't know this industry jargon. YP, MP
- To you too. - Okay, man.
Do you know how good you are at doing it, Eddie?
Set.
Todd, count the fucking money in the car.
Yes, yes, but we can't give you a loan. I'm sorry.
- Thanks. - Yeah.
- Please let me. - Scotty.
Daddy, Mommy, Bobby
It’s excellent
Uh...
- Just let me do all the talking, all right? - Just be cool.
- I'm there every day. - I've always wanted to work out at Vince's.
- No. - That'll work.
I mean, I don't mean to laugh about it, but she was 15 going on 150, believe me.
Yeah.
This is the best work we've ever done.
His presence when dressed is powerful and demanding.
B W
Mellow. That's what I want.
Are you giving me shit, Kurt?
- I don't know. I'll do something. - You can't do anything.
- I'm sorry. - Please, please.
...to make one of these things, you know what I mean?
Oh, I think you need all that bass.
Oh, John.
I'll find out who sent you.
How'd you meet Jack? Because I work on the films, you know, sometimes.
Shteve
I think we should repeat that again.
- I got a couple tough shadows to deal with. - There's shadows in life, baby.
You hear that? You hear the bass? Right?
- Really? - Yes. Yes. It's my dream.
- Dirk, honey... - No, no. No. You shut up too.
It turns. It curls up your belly. Makes you wanna freaky-deaky, right?
Hi-fi. Those are two very important things to have in a stereo system.
I want you to cool off, okay?
I don't like to be told what to listen to, when to listen to it, or anything.
You put me in a movie, okay? We're talking box office.
- Yeah. - You know, embossed leather...
- Hey. - Hey, what's up? Can I help you?
- I like your name a lot. - You do?
That's... There you go.
Oh, yeah.
Faster. Do it a little faster.
But I think the circumstances call for immediate action, uh...
Here, here, here.
- Hey, Jack. - How you doing?
- Raymond's a Leo. - I knew it. I knew it.
I'll just... I'll ask you if you're my mom, okay?
And...
Do you understand?
Uh, I'd love to, but I gotta work.
- What? - I wanted to know if you like me.
You don't know. I'm good. I have good things you don't know about.
I want them to remember me by this.
What kind of brother are you, anyway? Listening to that shit.
McBain After Dark
My cock can get hard. Come on. Fuck.
Let's talk about what video means to this industry.
Most certainly.
Oh. Wow.
Well, I just wanna know if you can help me, Jack.
I think that she did too much coke oh you think so, doctor?
Yeah.
- You're not my fucking mom. - Hey, man...
So...
Oh, that's good. Lick the thong. Yeah.
Are you gonna take your skates off
- Can I kiss you? Please? - Scotty, I don't...
Right, yeah. I was saying that I love sunsets.
- Is that silver? - Look... See, we...
You're not my therapist! You're not the king of me!
Are your busi... Are your... You own them, okay?
- Amber? - Good.
- I gotta get back. - I need it once more.
We will or will not continue this conversation.
- Yeah. A lot of ancient China. - That's really good.
2 x 2 x 5 x 5 x 5 x 7 x 11 = 4258
...but ultimately, if you have got love on your side, and it is just...
- How are you? You look happy. - I'm fine.
You know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking, I wanna be in business with you, Eddie.
We got something here?
You're not my real mom
My name's Dirk Diggler.
- What's your sign? - I'm a Pisces.
- When did you get this? - Uh, yesterday.
Fuck me.
- Damn, that's... - Two of diamonds, right?
- Please don't die. - Hey, hey.
Who's your daddy?
A clue.
- Hey, hey, hey. This is my point. - What?
What the fuck?
i see in bright flashing lights "brady you're a drunk lunatic"
I love you, baby.
Hey, did you ever see that movie Star Wars?
- Are you sure? - No.
Well, ha-ha-ha, we, ha-ha-ha...
It's a real TV, Jack.
- Doggy doo-doo. - Yeah.
- What the fuck is that? - It's a big gun.
Hey.
Hey, you wanna see something really fascinating?
Hey, Little Bill, look at me.
- Well, I think than most people understand. - I understand.
Fuck.
...about as long as you've been doing stag and hard-core.
I don't touch them in any way, honestly. Jack, please.
Yeah, I remember.
I think she's sick.
...just tell me what to write on there. I'll write it on there.
There’s shadows in life, babe.
...but I can advise that you think about your name.
Buzz n’ Bangs arriving at HellRide
I just want you guys to know... Is it okay if I say this into the camera?
He's so fucking talented, the bastard. You know, I just...
You see that little slut girl you see? Sheryl? Sheryl Lynn?
Okay, alright, now you're talking above my head alright.I don't know this industry jargon. Migraine, yourgraine, whatever.
Twenty minutes.
I'm not a complicated man. I like cinema.
I’m ready to shoot
...that is true...
It's probably the best, most intense, horror movie in all of Los Angeles.
With beauty...
You know, this is the film...
- Where? - It's a surprise, surprise, surprise.
I just want you guys to know... Is it okay if I say this into the camera?