Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I don't wanna leave this room. - Me either, ha, ha.
Okay.
And this name is just so bright and so sharp that the sign, it just blows up...
It’s excellent
….. CHUCK’S SUPER COOL STEREO STORE IS MAKING SUPER COOL-DEALS ON ALL NAME BRANDS!!!
..."I think heaven as sent you here Brady.. To be a drunken goddamn lunatic"
Okay.
I want you to be my mom, Amber. Are you my mom?
You wanna take it from the top?
Does this character have a name?
I wanted you to give me a minute so I could tell you how much I love you.
Cool.
This guy's gonna buy just about anything anybody wants to sell him.
- All right, let's go back inside, okay? - All right. All right.
That the future is tape, videotape, and not film?
...and what some people might consider violent attitudes towards women?
And beside me is a beautiful, talented, gorgeous, young actress...
You think that's your stuff. That's not your stuff. You didn't pay for it.
I’m gonna fucking buy these
Two chocolates.
Watch that for me, okay?
You guys wanna play baseball?
Okay, it's hi-fi stereo equipment at discount prices.
I'm an idiot
Shmoo This is reality
And let's talk about how all of us... Not one of us.
You can't touch me! You can't touch me, you fucker!
One Hundred Percent
♪ You got the Lower ♪
DO YOU HAVE ANY INSULIN AT THIS PARTY?
- That shirt's pretty sexy too. - Well, yeah.
No.
You live. You live. Yes!
♪ You're at your best ♪ ♪ When the goin' gets rough ♪
...hand-rubbed lacquer with a dual-plane manifold.
Hey, you ever go to Vince's out here? Oh, no. I would have seen you.
It's another stellar sexual standout from Horner and Company.
We're guaranteed a record deal. Our stuff is that good!
I mean, it's gonna be a new year and we're gonna start things and do things...
No one is doubting your credentials or your history.
KOK
Wherever you tell me.
The Rewatchables sucks now anyways.
They found something at the house.
All right, everybody, here we go.
Did I hear someone say deal?
I have a gift, and I am trying to not be selfish about it, but to use it.
Uh-uh. Ha, ha.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too, Becky.
This is a clean toon.
- Hey. - Hey.
- About two. - Super, super.
Film, poetry, karate, music, and dance.
But, I mean, God, what can you expect when you're on top, you know?
All right.
You guys wanna play baseball?
Jack will put the final touches together for what the camera needs for editing...
Well, if you just wanna see me jack off, it's 10.
- Should I get that? - Yeah.
Yeah, I believe you.
With all this fucking conversation. Come on. Come on.
- What's up? How are you? - We finally meet.
Having a good time?
You guys ready for this?
This is a giant cock.
- I'm sorry, Dirk. - What the hell is the matter with you?
But that's really... That's technical talk. That doesn't really concern you.
How's it going? Hey, hey, hey. Yeah.
i wanna fuck. it's my big dick. so everybody get ready fucking now!
you know what I'm thinking about? kicking some ass right now...
Inside Amber, Amanda's Ride. You made those.
Actually, I had it painted yesterday so the paint might still be kind of sticky.
What's the matter down there?
It’s Rich. He’s Jewish.
Little Bill. Smile, man. Come here.
- Um, no. You know where Torrance is? - Yeah. How do you get here?
"God, you've taught me this and you've made our love life so much better."
I love you honey
- We're ready, chief. - Okay.
Your cock is so beautiful.
if movies, films, caused violence...
You know, you need the big dicks, the big tits.
Do you remember me from a couple hours ago?
Jack, it's my fucking weakness, Jack.
Be respectful. This is Rollergirl.
- Hello, judge. - Morning, counselor.
Yeah, I'm a regional manager over at Pep Boys.
- Who's the Olympic-fever baby? - Say, "Hi, Jack."
You have a place to keep your awards. I'm glad.
Those are great names!
Shut up, Donnie!
We’ll, thank you, Joseph.
Fucking love that song.
Yeah.
- All right? - Gotcha.
- Yeah. It has that whole karate feel. - Nice. It's very comfortable.
Adriane says you got a really small cock. -Um well, heh, I don’t know. I guess so.
God, ha, ha, I don't know any other, you know, director...
Pick a card, man.
Everyone's blessed with one special thing.
- Make him something special. - Aye, aye.
You're Dirk Diggler.
Oh.
- Do you like my car, Dirk? - What?
It's great to meet you.
So I'm gonna be nice.
I just said it's not that cool to leave me with a hard-on, all right?
- He went in the bedroom. - Todd, when the fuck did you go crazy?
Yeah, because I'm trying to give each picture its own look.
- Really? - Yeah. What do you think?
- Motherfucker, look at you now, huh? - That's what you get, faggot.
This is gonna be a great opportunity for me to run the store my way.
I like simple pleasures like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth.
- What the fuck are you doing? - What's it look like they're doing?
Todd, don't be crazy, okay?
your fucking films suck now anyway
- What? - We missed the come shot.
- Don't try... - Hold on. Come on, come on, all right?
What is a love elctric
. You know in 2024, that's when it's gonna happen, for real.
We look like assholes right now, man.
- I'm almost finished. - Looks great.
Let's get up and get the fuck out of here.
You understand me? You want to treat me like this?
- So if you ever, yeah... - Hey, Eddie.
No, it's nothing like that. You been working here long?
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- Hey, Buck. - Hey, Jessie. How you doing?
- Like my shoes? - They're cool.
You know, I've saved thousands.
I need help, Jack.
These movies we make, they can be better.
- I'll see what I can do. - Would you, love?
- Five grand. - Yeah.
- Don't you miss Dirk? - Yeah.
- Okay? - All right.
♪ You got the touch ♪
Whoo.
- Good night, Eddie. - Good night.
Me asserting dominance at the LA Riots
...we'd be able to wipe out violence tomorrow.
Oh, fuck.
- Scotty. - What?
- Yeah. Well, maybe I will. - Yeah?
- He won't. - Well, how do you know that?
Don’t Dance Sunday Nights
Okay, honey, it's okay. Just wait a minute, wait a minute.
- Ta-da. - Oh.
Shut up, you’re embarrassing me
- Hi, Rollergirl. - Hi.
- Come in. - Hey.
Where the fuck Is Rico!
Where the Fuck Is Cooper, you bitch?
- What do you think you're doing? - I'm getting my stuff.
- You scratch my face. - Sorry.
Raphael.
...or pornographic material or any of those things.
Then we're gonna get nice and wet and you're gonna spread your legs.
- I love you. - I love you, Beck. I love you, Beck.