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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Okay, Ted. I found a way for you to help someone, to do some good.
Oh, yeah.
(LAUGHS)
- Come on, we just wanna help out. - Kendall. They're cool.
Well, we haven't actually decided anything yet, so we're gonna...
Well, I just ralphed.
Have you met Ted?
I have 40 hours left on my community service.
Can you ever really have enough unpaid help?
Not much bigger than this turkey right here.
- Hey, Amanda, what's this box for? - Oh, that's for me.
Ted, Walter's been to three shelter dinners.
And mayonnaise, and Gummi Bears, and bask-ice-ball, and I love St. Cloud.
- But you're Satan. - Guys, okay, look.
As in, "Check out the chick buying the knock-up test, everybody,
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Hello! We're home!
Hey, Marvin! You're the dorko, dorko!
which I did not see, because I was drunk.
- Just sounds weird. - Yeah.
Amanda. I called dibs on the Portobello mushrooms.
Barney, we need you out front. There is a logjam on the stuffing line.
a fun and delicious new novelty drink I invented.
- No, I have to work on Friday. You? - I'm Canadian, remember?