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I could have choked on that mint
You better pray I didn't miss a text.
Uh, except for you. No, you're fine.
That's something I can fix.
I don't even think I have a nose, Peralta.
No big deal. I met the comptroller.
Hi, Regina.
Best picture.
because I'm skiing so much.
Mm-mm. Amy don't do this.
here's what I'll do for you.
Your conflict resolution skills
Should we pretend to have a heated argument that I win?
After that, the judge just threw it out on the spot.
Both:
It's just been a little weird lately.
You weren't breezy.
Oh, I should bet him that I can pee for longer than he can.
Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places.
He was snorting cocaine in the bathroom.
My lady stayed.
New binder smell.
Did he actually say that?
That's work I'm willing to do.
Aww. All right, I'm back.
I had no choice. Really?
Here is the target... Geoffrey Hoytsman.
Look, I know I'm a stage five player. Just mowin' down chicks left and right!
no 'szpach.
But you'll never forget their smug lawyer faces.
Not on accident.
the right choice.
Who cares about you and your gross life?
put his jerk nose into a pile of jerk cocaine?
Just talk to him, you'll see.
What?
A certified shaman will conduct the ceremony,
so help me God, I will cut off
I'm not gonna let us break up over this.
Five dollars says you're wrong.
A.K.A. The Chamber of Asses.