Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Both day and night ♪

See, actually I'm a dentist. See, I'm not a doctor.

Call me "Doctor."

Oh! Well, I, uh... There!

is the only one of its kind west of the Mississippi.

♪ Both day and night ♪

How you gonna do it?

They told me this outfit was an original.

You see, it was all part of the plan.

What happened, Arthur?

Dr. Heywood! Wake up! Wake up!

I'm crazy about you. Isn't that enough?

I expect to be leaving town shortly.

Now, wait a minute, Reverend. I ain't gonna tangle with him.

It would be, wouldn't it?

Twelve Indians, two horses and Arnold the Kid.

Let me go! Jesse's out there. { Gunshots]

Uh, is this car 24?

That comes to $47, even. Now for the wagon...

Jesse, Jesse, Jesse!

Gracias, senor.

I probably should have made an appointment.

Let's go, Reverend!

See, there's one thing you gotta keep in mind about Indians.

All right. Come on, men. Let's go.

Did you hear about it? I heard.

Heck no! You kiddin'?

{ Leonard] Yes, please.

Now, let's put you into a wagon. Right this way.

Nice posse size. Let's get outta here.

to pull the wool over Jesse W. Heywood's eyes.

Who? The sheriff wants to see you.

You know? Okay. All righty, open your mouth.

Have you ever been in the Orient, sir? Huh?

Appears to me like he could be of some help.

Well, now. Just who do you think you are?

Go to Boston and open up a little dress shop.

♪ But he'll win the fight ♪

Simple. I'll have you pick a fight with him. Gun him down in the street.

What do you want?

That name don't scare you?

I just sort of go all fuzzy.

Chance to get away! You wanna let me tell this, fella?

Expecting someone a bit more horsey?

Well, if that's the way you want it.

Come... Come on! Wait a minute! Wait...

And then a plan began a-formulatin' in my mind.

♪ He came out west on a northbound train ♪

Well, all right. Where are you gonna be later? I'll be around.

I'm afraid not, dentist. You couldn't hit a bleeding elephant in the snow.

Come on. I wanna close up.

It's been exactly a half hour.

I have the same trouble every place I go.

Oh, uh... uh, ma'am?

Well, I've got to find some way.

Huh? Oh... Oh, sure! Yeah! Come in, come in.

Aww, a "purty" little thing like that and a derby dude,

{ Wind Whistling]

Fred, got a passenger for ya on the through stage.