Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was in the same boat as you 35 years ago.

As I said, it was all part of the plan.

But, Jesse, dear, it stands to reason... Uh, Ma, Ma, Ma!

But, uh, well, I'm just gonna tell you straight out.

You just happen to know what I did? Do you happen to know what I did?

Failure, failure, failure.

All right, everybody out of that stage. Come on!

I just wanted to express my deepest sympathy...

payable immediately following the ceremony.

But I wouldn't want you to come with me.

You mean you're a thief? A cattle rustler? What's this all about?

{ Howling Continues]

So I am going to trod there.

Don't you understand? If the Indians get those rifles, they'll wipe out this town.

♪ He's an underfoot tenderfoot king of the mess ♪

Do you know what I think?

Huh, I didn't know it myself!

Leonard, get that picture developed as soon as you can.

That was on purpose.

of stepping out into new horizons:

Come on, you little dickins! I'll find you!

Water. I gotta have water.

All right. It's true.

and we'll just take care of it.

I'm so glad you're back.

That girl. I think I know her.

Now, uh, what do you think about that?

Brush your dentist twice a day. Visit your toothbrush once a year.

She made me think...

There isn't any time. We've got to catch the wagon train,

I'm sorry to bother you like this,

No, it's no trick. Now listen to me carefully.

What seems to be the trouble, Heywood?

Uh, ma'am! Oh, ma'am!

You promised yourself you wouldn't. And I'm not!

Speed it up, Reverend.

That's 'cause you're strong, Ma. { Whistle Blows]

Look at those clothes. He's a gunny for sure.

Well, it got your Uncle Metcalf safely through the Civil War.

Doctor, we have an emergency in the lobby.

That's six. Call him out.

Uh, n-no charge.

It's really very attractive.

Now wa... We're strangers. You know that, don't you?

you don't graduate. Mm-hmm.

Hold your voice down!

Just 'cause I'm rough and dirty and don't wear underwear,

Great work, Doc. You showed them.

two at the sign, one at the skillet...

Put it on, Heywood.

I got two stagecoaches lined up next week. A hundred miles apart.

♪ Oh, promise me that someday... ♪

♪ But he stands for right ♪

Then I got on a gunslinger's track.

and one in the pants.