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Sort of get the lay of the land.
don't mean that I ain't artistic.
♪ He's the shakiest gun in the West ♪
Thank you.
Dr. And Mrs. Jesse W. Heywood. Philadelphia.
Oh, uh, thank you, dear lady.
And I came out here all the way from Philadelphia
I'll tell you what. Could you just, uh... open your mouth?
Attagirl.
I mean, none of those...
We're to take the wagon train to San Miguel with you posing as my wife.
Why, surely you jest. There hasn't been a horse for sale in over three weeks.
{ Men Snoring]
♪
Those Bible boxes were sure long and heavy.
The song is 50 cents extra. Would you like the song?
I'll get, uh... get something else here.
uh, uh, uh...
{ Gunshots]
It's our wedding night.
But we have a toothache, haven't we?
Well, I'll tell you what I did!
and I'm leaving on the next wagon train out!
Now, look. I don't know if you realize it,
Who'd have believed it?
Vaya con Dios, amigo.
Penny! Pen...
Ma, you got something for the porter? Got a nickel?
Watay. Watay.!
We're closed. Well... Now just wait a minute!
Run over those figures for him again, Wong.
You know something, Penny? This is the first time...
We are assembled here in the presence of God to join together this man...
That was just to get on the wagon train.
Well, yes, but you're... Well, not like you.
What's that got to do with me?
You just sit down there. There we go.
And parents.
It's all bloat.
You've got no right!
The government promised me amnesty...
♪ He's the shakiest gun in the West ♪
There he is! Hey! Doc!
L-I almost forgot. Well, what about the horses?
Watch me carefully.
Wagons west!
All you need is somethin' wearin' pants goin' that way.
Oh, boy!
Yeah, well, I better come with you. I'm pretty handy with a gun, you know.
then beddy-bye.
how come you sold me that wagon and all that stuff?
And you up there, throw down that strongbox!
How's it going, Heywood? Fine. Fine.