Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Get out of here.
What do you do at the end of a date when you know...
She's cooking dinner for God.
You're just like you were in college.
Get off of here.
...she leaves with somebody else.
- How'd she get Lyme disease? - I don't know.
No, I'm having a party here. You can't do this now.
Well, yeah, I would. It's just that I just ate a whole pot roast.
You see, women nest, and men hunt.
What are you gonna do?
I really appreciate you picking me up. Thanks again.
Yeah, performance artist. She's a performer, a real trouper.
- They might hook us up again. - Oh, God. You're so naive.
- Oh, I'm so sorry you have to go. - Yeah, I really have to be going.
Look I couldn’t buy you back… LIAR!!!!
I'm not paying $400. I don't even want the thing.
Slugs for the subway.
- The guy is waiting in my house. - Leave me alone.
What, you're gonna badger a pregnant woman at her own baby shower?
...you don't want to see this person ever again for the rest of your life?
She stopped performing.
- Sounds like a rough trip. - Well...
Yeah, Timmy's gonna be a cable boy A cable boy, a cable boy
- Look. He's eating all the food. - Yeah, yeah.
...l'm like a little grovelling worm:
Is there a girl in that story? No? Shut up.
Is he, like, out of the loop, or...?
Oh, Leslie, I am so sorry about everything that went on here tonight.
Yeah! Corey‘s gonna be a dobo boy!
They're gonna track me down like a dog, I know it.
- You can't. You can't do this now! - Elaine...
...once. Remember?
What have you done to my little gumbo boy?
Yea, Tommy's gonna be a fiber boy A fiber boy, a fiber boy
Jerry?
Tried to blame the whole thing on bad directions.
...there were fire engines and ambulances all on the runway.
So the college cancelled the gig?
He won't like that.