Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Goddamn it, why couldn't you just have a normal drink, man? [sighs]

- [Poppy] Hey! - [David laughs] Yeah!

Ian's plan is actually a pretty smart way to get him to do that.

Fuckin'-A, it is.

There's no terrain for cover, so they're gonna have to fight fast and dirty.

Had enough, Grimm? [evil cackle]

He hasn't logged in in days.

- Another. - Marriott.

- Body blow. Strike. Oh! - No, no, no.

This could be the end of Mythic Quest.

the Masked Man has been acting strangely.

Cheer up, C.W. When the Masked Man's identity is revealed,

Combo after combo after combo! Beat his ass!

Watched Dancing with the Stars a bunch. So...

- Is it because you think Ian's gonna win? - Sure.

And no matter who he turns out to be, it won't be compelling,

Um, well, in that case, I accept your offer.

- I'm gettin' buck naked. - Why?

written by Maestro David Brittlesbee.

"Why would Mythic Quest do this to one of its most beloved NPCs?"

Yeah. Yeah, I guess I was.

At least I don't have to rein him in anymore.

Ian's doing something reckless and stupid.

You guys have such fun. I wish I could see some of that. Or daylight.

[chuckling] Ooh.

In fact, [chuckles] you should be thanking me,

- and no one gave a shit. - Name one.

[Dana] What an amazing event.

[phone line rings]

- You just said it wasn't a big deal. - Yes.

And there goes the loincloth.

- [tiger roars] - [woman] Oh, my God!

so I can identify his user account.

Thank you all for being here on this momentous occasion.