Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OLDER TED: Yes, my mom was lapping me.

OLDER TED: Kids, there was no guitar.

Okay, she's a Mellencamp.

You always take it one too far.

(CHUCKLES) Good.

Sausage party? Burgers. Right, I'll do... We'll do burgers.

I see a wreath on the front door at Christmas,

You can't just skip ahead to where you think your life should be.

Don't even joke about that, man.

This was a huge mistake. It's just...

(ALL SCREAMING)

I wanted to be your dad.

and it's the best thing that ever happened to you both.

I realized how far behind I was in my own life.

Oh, my God. Guys, great new game.

CLINT: And you...

First, let me tell you what happened the night of the wedding.

to pick up a sledgehammer and bash the living hell out of it?

who isn't having some sort of manic episode drive for a while?

Stupidest thing any of us have ever done.

Well, I will check out the upstairs.

CLINT: (SINGING) ... and true