Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Way up firm and high

Ted, as you know, I've always been very, very fond of your mother.

(GRUNTING LOUDLY)

Dude, you almost had us.

Homeowner, friend, and if he can rent it out, slumlord.

- Drunk. - Kid.

A kid? How does a kid even get...

I mean, the kids are welcome in here, if they're reading a book, but no toys.

Seriously, is Ted okay? I mean, I know it was a rough weekend,

OLDER TED: And kids, Marshall was right. I didn't give up on my dream house.

before a medium-sized wind blows the whole sumbitch down.

You place the flowers

Working on our night moves

Look, all the times over the years when I've said to you,

Is she in the room with us right now, Ted?

All right. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

What do you mean you bought this house?

Sometimes, people make the wrong decisions in life.

You must've been drunk off your ass.

Guys, I just bought my dream house.

I just finalized the paperwork.

you haven't listened to me a single damn time.

TED: Watching my mom get married,

That's not the part of the night I was talking about.

So, I'm thinking this room will be the study.

MARSHALL: A kid.

I know. His mom's called like five times asking where he disappeared to.

and the paint job in the kitchen, which is fine,