Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

that was a huge mistake.

Giant hole in second floor.

Happy house-warming.

OLDER TED: Kids, everyone has one or two moments

All right. Let's all remember that

But how often do you get the chance

Again. Always one too far.

- When's your wedding? - When's your wedding?

What if someone had been there to second-guess that decision?

I'm not the one who cried at Clint's song.

I'm gonna marry you.

What the hell are you talking about?

It's not a huge mistake.

TED: I went to my favorite real estate auction site.

How about a hand for the DJ? Gesture to D...

I know it's stupid, but...

(WHISPERING) 'Cause she's very sensitive and fragile.

Thanks for sticking up for me, man.

Drum roll, please.

and suggest that we all get our asses out of here

at your own mother's second wedding.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Well, I was actually here a few minutes ago,

And even though I'm whispering, I actually hope she hears me.

I see a lawsuit.

While I listen to you

BARNEY: Who puts a bottle rocket in a microwave?

OLDER TED: There was no logical reason

it'll be done by the time the old wifey and I are ready to move in.

Freshman year, Marshall knew right away he wanted to spend his life with you.

The cracked chimney, the bats, the rats, the spiders,

Hey, buddy, do you want to, maybe, let somebody