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I'm just an ordinary person here, of no particular origin.
Well, you know, Miranda is giving the eulogy tomorrow,
- Come on. - [Miranda] He wanted to see me perform.
Too soon!
[Jim] Nobody panic. This isn't the first dead body I've been around.
- Jealousy, Emily, is ugly. - Really ugly.
All right.
and I should've known you two would do something like this. Let's go.
I picked a scab yesterday.
[clears throat]
You know what? I need to go. She's really upsetting me.
♪ You'll get to see this every day ♪
Welcome to Bob Hamburg's funeral, everybody.
[Bethany sighs]
♪ I'mma get-get-get-get you drunk ♪
As I was saying,
[sighs]
Okay. Good plan.
so, unfortunately, I'm not gonna be able to get to the funeral.
Hi, Carla. How's Aunty Moira doing?
Here you go. Thank you. Have a nice day.
♪ Oh, Danny boy Oh, Danny boy ♪
You're not gonna get up to the altar and sing that, are you?
[softly] Me, too.
And I'm not in a good state of mind right now.
- Really? - Mmm-hmm.
and I was kind of wondering if you might wanna go with me.
it's so unfair that i have to raise my voice because you can't control what i yell at but because of your excuses i have to. well i won't come back to your door then! and i shouldn't have to hear it either.
I'm not gonna let that stop me from pursuing my dreams.
Now, show him sadder.
Would you mind terribly if I sat near you without appearing... conspicuous?
and now he's completely useless to me.
♪ My humps, my humps My humps, my humps, my humps ♪
For some reason, business has been real slow today.
- Yes! - I hope you both learned your lesson.
At the front desk, why?
- Nope, I can taste it. - [Emily] Okay.
No, no, no. Don't sing, everybody.
No offense. [chuckling] No offense.
Of course, she remembers me.
[sighs]
We're here to look at this dead man, say a few nice things about him,
about my uncle for me at the service.
Yeah. [scoffs]
♪ From glen to glen ♪