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We sewed him up and put him on antibiotics
Agh!
But I'm still in pieces!
Instead, I'll just text her something flirty.
Can I ask you something?
[clanks]
Yeah, you, you mentioned it once
No, no, no, no, no, no!
I'm gonna pause to get a snack.
Have you ever spent days texting someone
So, how are things going
-Tuca! -What?
Ants on a log with extra ants, coming right up.
Ooh, look!
Oh! He just started keeping bees!
What's up, tuca!
[both moan]
-What should I say? -Lemme just...
He's a terrible person!
♪ bertie & tuca and tuca & bertie ♪
Maybe I need to unpack this with my therapist
You could try talking to him about it.
[upbeat music]
[vibrator buzzing]
[buzzing]
Everybody, this is my girl tuca!
[crowd cheers]
[crunches]
Operation hammer smash has been called off.
Twenty minutes after our first date,